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filthypit

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if the taliban were to lopp off jessica simpson's head
« on: February 07, 2005, 02:10:00 pm »
would anyone really care?
 
 i think not.
 
 in fact, i think that would be an excellent solution to the sorry state of contemporary music...
 and quell those ungreatful bastards (who refuse to thank us for killing thousands of them in order to make them free) at the same time:
 
 the next time those feisty iraqi's feel inclined to behead an american, offer them up one of our pathetic pop-stars!
 
 next up:
 -clay aikman
 -.50cents
 -britney spears
 -m&m
 -j lo
 -chistina aguWHATEVER
 -those fucking reetards in outkast
 (no disrespect to the handicapped)

Re: if the taliban were to lopp off jessica simpson's head
« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2005, 02:14:00 pm »
ungrateful, you retard

ratioci nation

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Re: if the taliban were to lopp off jessica simpson's head
« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2005, 02:15:00 pm »
is jessica simpson even popular other than for her television show, she doesnt sell a lot of albums does she?

ggw

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Re: if the taliban were to lopp off jessica simpson's head
« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2005, 02:22:00 pm »
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Originally posted by ratioci nation:
 she doesnt sell a lot of albums does she?
She's sold at least seven million albums, if you go by the RIAA gold and platinum awards.

filthypit

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Re: if the taliban were to lopp off jessica simpson's head
« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2005, 02:22:00 pm »
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Originally posted by Sam Pulsize:
  ungrateful, you retard
thank you.
 it's nice to know that this forum is not without jessica simpson fans... or asbergers syndrome.

ratioci nation

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Re: if the taliban were to lopp off jessica simpson's head
« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2005, 02:23:00 pm »
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Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
  She's sold at least seven million albums, if you go by the RIAA gold and platinum awards.
oh, don't know why I thought that then

Bartelby

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Re: if the taliban were to lopp off jessica simpson's head
« Reply #6 on: February 07, 2005, 06:46:00 pm »
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Originally posted by ratioci nation:
   
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Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
  She's sold at least seven million albums, if you go by the RIAA gold and platinum awards.
oh, don't know why I thought that then [/b]
You're in denial; another reason to move to Canada...and her even less "gifted" sister Ashlee sold 2.6M in 2004.

lionforce5

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Re: if the taliban were to lopp off jessica simpson's head
« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2005, 01:34:00 am »
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Originally posted by filthypit:
 
 -those fucking reetards in outkast
 (no disrespect to the handicapped)
Hey...you can hate them because they're popular (and conforming to hating the popular is what makes you different and therefore cool, right?),  but if the worst thing to come out of pop music was Outkast I think we'd be in damn good shape.

Frank Gallagher

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Re: if the taliban were to lopp off jessica simpson's head
« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2005, 09:11:00 am »
Do you think if we shipped all the boy/girl bands from both the US and Britain to the insurgents, they'd be happy enough to leave the rest of us alone for a while?
 
 That would include past and present, like Justin Timberlake, Robbie Williams and all the Spice Girls (except Geri coz I like her, she's funny)

Guiny

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Re: if the taliban were to lopp off jessica simpson's head
« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2005, 09:42:00 am »
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Originally posted by filthypit:
 
 -m&m
 - [/QB]
Ok I'm going to assume this is Eminem and just have to say that he has way more talent then any of the so called hip underground bands you listen to, if in fact, that's who you listen to. Maybe your a classical nut, who knows. If so, then maybe Beethoven did have more talent.

filthypit

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Re: if the taliban were to lopp off jessica simpson's head
« Reply #10 on: February 09, 2005, 11:47:00 am »
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(and conforming to hating the popular is what makes you different and therefore cool, right?)
do you think i'm cool?
 well, that'd mean a lot to me if you did.  i don't hate all who are popular - just fucking reetards. in general, i find afrophiles like yourself quite entertaining.
 yo.
 
 af-ro-phile 1. n. baggy panted morons who walk about in public holding their miniscule white penises 2. the opposite of afro-saxon.
 
   <img src="http://www.probush.com/angela-davis.jpg" alt=" - " />
 HEY! you stupid fucking white-boy! "For Us By Us" don't mean you!!!
 
 BTW:
 yo-
 m&m is a fucking reetard too..
 fucktard, for short.
 yo.

Frank Gallagher

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Re: if the taliban were to lopp off jessica simpson's head
« Reply #11 on: February 09, 2005, 12:58:00 pm »
I agree that most "wiggers" are pathetic...some, on the other hand, Marshall Mathers and Quentin Torrentino (SP?) for example, were actually raised in the mostly black inner city areas of Detroit and LA respectively so are true products of their environments, and I see nothing wrong with that whatsoever.
 
 
 I do chuckle to myself though when I see Irish kids in FUBU and PHAT PHARM clothes....if only they knew?????