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ratioci nation

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Relaxation of the Asshole
« on: January 19, 2005, 12:35:00 pm »
Rumor is that Bob Pollard has a comedy LP coming out next week called Relaxation of the Asshole.  Don't know if it is true yet or just a joke.

tO dReAm oF lOvE

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Re: Relaxation of the Asshole
« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2005, 12:37:00 pm »
Who's that?  Sounds funny.

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Re: Relaxation of the Asshole
« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2005, 12:44:00 pm »
<img src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0595094724.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg" alt=" - " />
 
 Maybe he's been readin' this tome..?

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Re: Relaxation of the Asshole
« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2005, 02:20:00 pm »
Lately i've been listening to Mitch Hedberg's CD.  I can't remember the name of it off the top of my head, but it's green.... oh, and it's funny, too.

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Re: Relaxation of the Asshole
« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2005, 02:32:00 pm »
Wow.  I think you'd be best to google Bob Pollard and do some research, then say sorry to pollard

tO dReAm oF lOvE

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Re: Relaxation of the Asshole
« Reply #5 on: January 19, 2005, 02:38:00 pm »
ok, I did.  Sorry.

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Re: Relaxation of the Asshole
« Reply #6 on: January 19, 2005, 02:41:00 pm »
yeah you can even email him:
 
 http://143.117.13.2/cgi-bin/staffpage.pl?Pollard

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Re: Relaxation of the Asshole
« Reply #7 on: January 19, 2005, 02:55:00 pm »
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Originally posted by tO dReAm oF lOvE:
  ok, I did.  Sorry.
thats ok, he is not even in a band anymore   :confused:

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Re: Relaxation of the Asshole
« Reply #8 on: January 19, 2005, 02:58:00 pm »
I apologize for my ignorance.  I did not know who Pollard was;  I saw the word comedy and got all excited.

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Re: Relaxation of the Asshole
« Reply #9 on: January 19, 2005, 03:40:00 pm »
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Originally posted by tO dReAm oF lOvE:
  I apologize for my ignorance.  I did not know who Pollard was;  I saw the word comedy and got all excited.
don't know who pollard is??  yikes.
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Re: Relaxation of the Asshole
« Reply #10 on: January 26, 2005, 10:39:00 am »
wasnt a joke
 
 http://www.robertpollard.net/
 
     The first release of a post-Guided By Voices world finds Robert Pollard turning to an entirely new genre; comedy. Relaxation of the Asshole features some of Bob's best routines and bits recorded in rock/comedy clubs all over the world.  Limited edition vinyl only release. A Yuk Yuk Motherfucker Production.
 
 Track Listing:
 
 Side 1
 
 1) Do You Like Rim Rock? (1:58)
 2) They Call Me The Kid (2:00)
 3) The Answer (0:56)
 4) We Donā??t Do Technology (2:36)
 5) Hopeless, Pathetic Alcoholics (0:59)
 6) What A Mother Does For Her Son (1:49)
 7) Funk Zeus (0:59)
 8) Whiskey Shits (0:43)
 9) Bozo The Fucking Clown (1:43)
 10)Cocker, Meatloaf And Daltry (1:24)
 11)Brownie Cop (1:27)
 12)What Is Tricky Woo? (2:18)
 13)Space Tractor (0:39)
 
 Side 2
 
 1) The ā??Are You Old Enough To Get Beerā? Game Part I (1:33)
 2) The ā??Are You Old Enough To Get Beerā? Game Part II (1:49)
 3) Where The Beer Flows Like Wine/8 to 5 (1:32)
 4) They Might Look Good But They Ainā??t Good (0:46)
 5) Money (1:41)
 6) Another Dead Soldier (1:00)
 7) In Rock ā??nā?? Roll You Never Lose (3:57)
 8) Thank You (0:30)
 9) Weā??re The Rock ā??nā?? Roll Petrified Forest/The Freaks vs. The Jocks (4:22)
 10)Is There A Grandfather Clause For People Who Need A Cigarette Really Bad? (1:28)
 11)My Brotherā??s A Better Guitar Player Then Joan Jett (1:35)
 12)Hereā??s The Plan: Encore (0:28)

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Re: Relaxation of the Asshole
« Reply #11 on: January 26, 2005, 12:19:00 pm »
I'm quite certain you're all over that like flies on a rib roast?!

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Re: Relaxation of the Asshole
« Reply #12 on: January 26, 2005, 12:55:00 pm »
what is the *deal* with bob pollard...I watched GBV on Austin City Limits the other night, and I just don't know what to think of the man...I'm not wild about the music, though it is kind of catchy...but I found myself really enjoying watching pollard, though, because he has the silliest little moves...I guess he's just having fun and so it's fun to watch an old bat enjoying himself...after, he was giving a brief commentary on how he got into rock and roll with more of an admiration for classic rockers like the who and stuff and how he was intrigued by the lower key indie rock genre and why they fell into that...he looked like he could play caeser or nero or some other old decadent Roman dude...so funny!

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Re: Relaxation of the Asshole
« Reply #13 on: January 26, 2005, 01:04:00 pm »
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  what is the *deal* with bob pollard
well if you want the long version, here is a pretty in depth article about him and the band and their history
 http://sponiczine.com/article_detail.asp?id=255
 
 otherwise I think you got it right with he is just having fun, he just acts how he thinks a rock star acts, some people love it, some people hate it