Annoying People in My Office

[Relaxer]

Originally posted by Steny Hoyer, Pubic Destroyer:
  Why did you HAVE to have that conversation?
 

People were coming to me and complaining. I really resisted at first, hoping it would just go away, but it didn't and more and more people were telling me about it.

Originally posted by Relaxer:
  I had to have a conversation with a guy on my staff who everyone, including myself, suspected was masturbating in the bathroom. Noone ever 100% caught him in the act, but he'd be in the men's room (it opened up right into the main cube room) for long amounts of time. And if you walked in the door, there would be a split second hustle-bustle noise from the stall and then it would be totally silent. It was a very awkward conversation. He denied it, but it seemed to disappear after that.

Maybe he was shooting dope..?

[Firebutt McGee]

I dont have so much of an annoying people in the office story, as much as a foul bitch in the office kind of story.
 
 Kendra's va-j-j stinks on a monthly basis, generally around the end of the month for a solid day. Everyone can smell her wharf crotch and we HATE her because she prances around like it doesnt smell, and it clearly does.
 
 Gross.

[Sir HC]

At my first job we had this lady (~45-50) who would bitch to her male office mate about her sex life.  The classic was her boyfriend handcuffed her, naked, to a pole in the basement then left.  The guy was a good little christian (this was in the bible belt) and was aghast.  
 
 Another lady would tell about how her son would tell her at home how her crotch stank.  
 
 Don't these people know when they should shut up, these were not hot ladies.