i was in a "bath and body works" yesterday, looking for a gift--as if i don't actually shop there for myself from time to time. there was this well dressed, mid forty-ish looking guy with a suit from macy's proudly draped upon his shoulder. out from the speakers came this poppyseeded, horrible attempt of maroon-five like noise, where this sir of dandy side steps through the many product picking up and curling a brow before placing it back to the shelf, found it the perfect place for belting out the lyrics word for word in perfect german. i was frightened and equally impressed.