Christmas comes early for Mr. Wallace...

[Brian_Wallace]

Ahhh....Cerys Matthews in the jungle....
 
   <img src="http://www.dopmagazin.com/elementi/20061218_055555cerys-matthews_catatonia.jpg" alt=" - " />
 
 Is it "I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!" that shows the indiscriminate
  nudity or is that "Big Brother U.K.?"  I'm confused.  Which one always has saucy pictures in next week's Nuts and/or Zoo?  Either way, Cerys Matthews in a jungle!  Maybe her Nashville marriage is breaking up!   Come to Brian....
 
 Brian
 
 P.S.  Plus, you know, Malcolm McLaren, the guys from Right Said Fred and, if rumors are true....fingers crossed...M.C. Hammer.

[6949]

I thought you were too good to own a tv.

[Brian_Wallace]

I don't have cable TV.  Just an antenna.  I only get 5 1/2 channels which I never watch.  But if anything naughty happens I think I should be able to read about it on: www.thesun.co.uk.
 
 Brian

[Cock Van Der Palm]

Pathetic...par for the course.

[Brian_Wallace]

yes, Yes, YES!
 
  Cerys seeks "Tarzan"
 
   <img src="http://static.whatsontv.co.uk/images/071110_122533_CERYS_MATTHEWS_10.jpg" alt=" - " />
 
 "The single singer, who recently split from her producer husband Seth Riddle..."
 
 That what she gets for falling in love and moving to Nashville.
 
 Maybe that "The Secret" stuff really works, I visualized Cerys Matthews being single and WHAM!  She's single.  My mind is very powerful.  I'm like Uri Geller and Chris Angel rolled into one!
 
 Brian
 
 P.S.  Cerys?  Me, Tarzan.  You, Jane.
 
   <img src="http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/t/tarzan2.jpg" alt=" - " />

[Cock Van Der Palm]

What a tool!