Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
If I was blocking Darth Ed's view, then that would mean Darth Ed was that fucking assclown who wouldn't shut up for more than three seconds at a time.
No, that wasn't me, I assure you, but I was standing a couple people to the left and slightly in front of that guy. I was there by myself and didn't say a word to anyone in the club all night, except a bartender and the door staph. My thanks to the woman (chimbly sweep? Markie?) who told that assclown to shut up twice, by the way. You're my hero.
Edit: Actually, maybe we're talking about different talkative assclowns. I'm referring to the assclown who was drinking beer and talking during every quiet song. He didn't have a girlfriend. (His friend did though, but she left about half way through because she couldn't see anything.) I think he was wearing a ballcap, but I'm not sure. I was trying my best to completely ignore him, so I never got a good look. You might be wondering why I know so much about this assclown then. It's because he talked a lot and very loudly.
ASSCLOWN (loud voice): This is probably my least favorite Decemberists song. I mean, of all their songs, I like this one the least!
WOMAN: Will you shut the f*ck up?
ASSCLOWN: Huh?
ASSCLOWN'S FRIEND: Dude, chill out.
ASSCLOWN: What?
ASSCLOWN'S FRIEND: Dude, *chill* *out*.
