Girls #4. THE VEGETARIAN or VEGAN A vegan diet is an eating disorder â?? a warped body image resulting from a womanâ??s desperate and repeated attempts to control at least one aspect of her otherwise uninteresting life by shopping at Whole Foods.
This summer, why not spend an evening stuffing her ridiculously self-righteous mouth with savory Ball Park franks? Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about.
