The ideal woman has the brains of:
Mush
The ideal woman has the face of:
A 42" plasma screen with Man Utd. games constantly showing.
The ideal woman has the body of:
Barbie, only she'll have nipples and holes for the hoo-hoo and poo-poo
The ideal woman has the personality of:
A deaf mute
The ideal woman has the fashion sense of:
A nudist