The ideal woman...

Note: Click-on 'Reply With Quote' and fill-in the blanks with the celebrity (or be creative) who most resembles the ideal.
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 The ideal woman has the brains of:
 
 The ideal woman has the face of:
 
 The ideal woman has the body of:
 
 The ideal woman has the personality of:
 
 The ideal woman has the fashion sense of:

[markie]

The ideal woman has the brains of: margaret thatcher
 
 The ideal woman has the face of: Laetitia Casta
 
 The ideal woman has the body of: Samantha
 
 The ideal woman has the personality of: Kelly le Brock in weird science
 
 The ideal woman has the fashion sense of: a cheap stripper/Eve(of Adam fame)

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

The ideal woman has the brains of:
 
 someone open to new experiences
 
 The ideal woman has the face of:
 
 someone who you wake up next to and they have a smile on their face
 
 The ideal woman has the body of:
 
 someone who is proud enough to show it off but modest enough to not dwell on it
 
 The ideal woman has the personality of:
 
 someone is is positive without being phony
 
 The ideal woman has the fashion sense of:
 
 someone who doesn't adhere to what fashion magazines tell her she should look like

[mankie]

The ideal woman has the brains of:
 Mush
 
 The ideal woman has the face of:
 A 42" plasma screen with Man Utd. games constantly showing.
 
 The ideal woman has the body of:
 Barbie, only she'll have nipples and holes for the hoo-hoo and poo-poo
 
 The ideal woman has the personality of:
 A deaf mute
 
 The ideal woman has the fashion sense of:
 A nudist

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

I think it's sort of queer that "the ideal man" thread has 36 posts and "the ideal woman" thread has only three posts.

[mankie]

Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
  I think it's sort of queer that "the ideal man" thread has 36 posts and "the ideal woman" thread has only three posts.

Actually four, well five now.

[flawd101]

Originally posted by mankie:
  The ideal woman has the brains of:
 Mush
 
 The ideal woman has the face of:
 A 42" plasma screen with Man Utd. games constantly showing.
 
 The ideal woman has the body of:
 Barbie, only she'll have nipples and holes for the hoo-hoo and poo-poo
 
 The ideal woman has the personality of:
 A deaf mute
 
 The ideal woman has the fashion sense of:
 A nudist

perfect......but wheres the stereo system?
 and can you ride her like a car?
 
 
 and here is numba six

The ideal woman has the brains of: Amy Sedaris
 
 The ideal woman has the face of: Sandra Bullock
 
 The ideal woman has the body of: Anna Kornholkova
 
 The ideal woman has the personality of: Janeane Waterbuffalo
 
 The ideal woman has the fashion sense of: Björk

Originally posted by mankie:
  The ideal woman has the face of:
 A 42" plasma screen with Man Utd. games constantly showing.
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