The ideal man...

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

I have never:
 
 1. smoked a (tobacco) cigarette
 2. drank a cup of coffee
 3. had cable tv
 4.  owned a cell phone

[Celeste]

Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
  The ideal man has the brains of:
 
 someone both book smart and with common sense
 
 The ideal man has the face of:
 
 someone who brings a smile to the face of a small child
 
 The ideal man has the body of:
 
 someone who who consumes food and drink in sensible, moderate, healty quantities
 
 The ideal man has the personality of:
 
 someone is is positive without being phony
 
 The ideal man has the fashion sense of:
 
 someone who looks like they don't care too much about fashion, without looking like a total slob

you just described santa

[ggw]

Originally posted by Celeste:
   

Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
  The ideal man has the brains of:
 
 someone both book smart and with common sense
 
 The ideal man has the face of:
 
 someone who brings a smile to the face of a small child
 
 The ideal man has the body of:
 
 someone who who consumes food and drink in sensible, moderate, healty quantities
 
 The ideal man has the personality of:
 
 someone is is positive without being phony
 
 The ideal man has the fashion sense of:
 
 someone who looks like they don't care too much about fashion, without looking like a total slob

you just described santa [/b]

Rhett's hoping Santa comes down his chimney.....

Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
  The ideal man has the face of:
 
 someone who brings a smile to the face of a small child
 

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[markie]

Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
   

Originally posted by mark e smith:
  never thought I would like to have sex with another man, until I met Jadetree
 

The wording of that statement is somewhat ambiguous. [/b]

Is that better?

[markie]

Originally posted by Celeste:
  someone who who consumes food and drink in sensible, moderate, healty quantities
 

you just described santa [/QB][/QUOTE]
 
 
 I thought Santa went a bit too heavy on the mince pies and sweet sherry?

[ggw]

Originally posted by mark e smith:
   

Originally posted by mark e smith:
  never thought I would like to have sex with another man, until I met Jadetree
 

Is that better? [/b]

Thank you for clarifying.

[Celeste]

Originally posted by mark e smith:
 

 
 I thought Santa went a bit too heavy on the mince pies and sweet sherry? [/b]

it's all relative

[mankie]

Originally posted by mark e smith:
  [/qb]

I lost my virginity a few days after turning 16.
 What was his name?
 
 never been to a football (soccer) game.
 Living in the midlands I can see why.
 
 never thought I would like to have sex with another man.
 That's not what Rhett said.
 
 never liked to follow conventions.
 You mean like a bankers convention?
  [/QB][/QUOTE]

[markie]

Originally posted by mankie:
  never thought I would like to have sex with another man.
 That's not what Rhett said.
 
 
 

[/QB][/QUOTE]
 
 He would probably say anything to get you to bend over.

[mankie]

Originally posted by mark e smith:
   

Originally posted by mankie:
  never thought I would like to have sex with another man.
 That's not what Rhett said.
 
 
 

[/b]

He would probably say anything to get you to bend over. [/QB][/QUOTE]
 
 You know all he would have to say to me is, "bend over like Beckham"  

[flawd101]

looks like i have to make a FEW changes.....

The ideal man has the brains of:  Arnaud De Borchgrave
 
 The ideal man has the face of:  Humphrey Bogart
 
 The ideal man has the body of:  Rupert (CBS Survivor)
 
 The ideal man has the personality of:  Tom Wolfe
 
 The ideal man has the fashion sense of:  Michael Moore

[mankie]

The ideal man has the brains of:
 Larry Flynt
 
 The ideal man has the face of:
 Death
 
 The ideal man has the body of:
 An Olympic swimmer
 
 The ideal man has the personality of:
 Mike Myers
 
 The ideal man has the fashion sense of:
 David Bowie