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azaghal1981

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The worst music review ever published
« on: May 02, 2008, 12:20:00 pm »
I think I just found it.
 
 
 I'll just let it speak for itself:
 
 Artist: Animal Collective
 
 Album: Water Curses
 
 Label:
 Domino
 
 Review date: May. 2, 2008
 
 
 Whether it was economic necessity that led to the release of Water Curses or a sincere desire to share some songs that didn??t fit on (ugh) Strawberry Jam
 is a question that can be pushed aside for the moment. While aesthetically Animal Collective may be doing some interesting things with their music, expanding
 the boundaries of pop etc., etc., they certainly are keeping with the status quo when it comes to the business side of the equation. That isn??t necessarily
 to fault them. As Chomsky said in a
 2007 interview on responsibility and guilt,
 ??[Y]ou really can??t blame people very severely for carrying out the orders that they??re told to carry out when there??s nothing in the culture that tells
 them there??s anything wrong with it. I mean, you have to be kind of like a moral hero to perceive it, to break out of the cultural framework and say, ??Look,
 what I??m doing is wrong.?? Like somebody who deserts from the army because they think the war is wrong. That??s not the place to assign guilt, I think.?
 This is in no way meant to link releasing an EP to committing a war crime, but the general principle stands: if there??s nothing in the culture to tell
 you any different, then how could you possibly think outside the bounds of what is offered to you? Should Animal Collective martyr itself on the fiscal
 cross because the economic practices of independent music merely ape the structures of the mainstream music industry? Does aesthetic experimentation lead
 to cultural and symbolic experimentation? Of course not.
 
 Besides having this question in the back of one??s mind though, there are deeper issues to explore when listening to Curses. There??s a central conflict burrowed
 deep within the furrows of Animal Collective, one that isn??t confined to the current EP, but since that??s the object d??art in front of us, it will do as
 our entryway into the discussion. The problematic is this: what is genuinely interesting about Animal Collective, the fact that they write striking melodies
 and the fact that they genuinely are interested in experimenting with the format of the pop song ?? pushing it into non-repeating areas, for example ?? obscures
 some deeper concerns with certain racist and classist ideas (all unintentional, I would believe) that their music raises.
 
 Although Kandia Crazy Horse??s prose is a bit purple, her article
 ??Race, Rock and the New Weird America?
 leveled a fantastic race critique at the whole freak-folk movement (the label, of course, after-the-fact, combining such disparate musicians as Joanna Newsom,
 Devandra Banhart, Animal Collective, the Brattleboro crew and others that otherwise had nothing to do with each other). Her argument draws on two major
 strands of hidden racism within New Weird America. The first, important in terms of evaluating the way in which the contribution of black musicians has
 been minimized by institutionalized racism (and to think this is any different because the aesthetic happens to be that of the indie set is to either be
 naïve or be willfully ignorant ?? see above), explains how the freak folkies follow in the tradition of white musicians that minimize or ignore the black
 roots of the music they play while elevating white musicians in their tradition to prominent places. This is devastating in its own right as the lily-white
 face of much of the indie and experimental scenes further perpetuates racist norms, as a number of wealthy or at least well-off white kids use their privilege
 to borrow freely from other cultures, fetishizing and colonializing other forms of music in a way that cannot be reciprocated (e.g. Vampire Weekend), but
 I think Crazy Horse??s second critique is deeper and cuts right to the heart of the hidden racism specifically within the music.
 
 There is a tendency in a number of these musicians, Animal Collective being at the forefront, to fetishize nature in the way that, say, Devandra Banhart
 fetishizes Karen Dalton, saying of her, as Crazy Horse quotes, "...she's got the most far-out, fucked up, amazing soul. She's the most soulful singer in
 the universe." In other words, her music and the way she sings cannot just be a natural function of her life or her cultural or historic context, but somehow
 surpasses that, takes on a mystical quality, becomes unnatural and in doing so, transgresses the boundaries, becomes something strange or alien, wholly
 Other. In doing this, Dalton is fetishized for who she is, and the agency for creating her art is taken away from her, replaced instead with this ??far-out,
 fucked up? quality.
 
 In a number of way, I see the role of nature in Animal Collective??s music, in the Water Curses EP especially ?? as well as a number of these other musicians
 ?? as taking on an analogous quality. Nature becomes fetishized as a pure state, as the state of savages or the opposite of civilization, as wilderness,
 and in creating nature in such a way, it becomes something other than what humans are. It??s an escape, but an escape for a particular class of people.
 As environmental historian
 William Cronon
 wrote in his essay ??The Trouble with Wilderness,? ??The mythic frontier individualist was almost always masculine in gender: here, in the wilderness, a man
 could be a real man, the rugged individual he was meant to be before civilization sapped his energy and threatened his masculinity. ? More often than not,
 men who felt this way came ? from elite class backgrounds. The curious result was that frontier nostalgia became an important vehicle for expressing a
 peculiarly bourgeois form of antimodernism. The very men who most benefited from urban-industrial capitalism were among those who believed they must escape
 its debilitating effects.?
 
 The way nature is portrayed in Animal Collective??s music is strongly tied to this bourgeois antimodernity and because they have such influence within the
 American underground (that phrase is perhaps tongue-in-cheek), it further reinforces the idea of Nature-as-other, as something different than human, a
 conception that has contributed greatly to the current environmental crisis. Is this to blame Animal Collective for the conception? Hardly. Is it to call
 them racist for the depiction of Nature-as-pure and by extension, the original native population (Here Comes the Indian?), thereby continuing the fetishization
 and deepening the gap between humans and the environment, or between whites and other ethnicities/races? Not really, or at least not overtly. However,
 it is to criticize them for picking up these ideas and running with them without giving them a second thought. It is to criticize them for using their
 economic privilege (I have no idea about their specific circumstances, but they all grew up together in
 Roland Park,
 home to a number of very elite private schools, and having the distinction of being partly designed by Frederick Law Olmsted. Olmsted was one of the architects
 of constructed nature in the United States, manufacturing such landscapes as Yosemite National Park. In a Hegelian mood, we can see this spirit carry over
 into Animal Collective??s music (for more on Olmstead, see Anne Spirn??s wonderful essay ??Constructing Nature: The Legacy of Frederick Law Olmsted?), and
 for using that economic privilege to merely colonize rather than to critically reflect and create positively.
 
 To return to the beginning, this isn??t to call out Animal Collective, or the latest manifestation of the concealed bourgeois conception of nature, Water
 Curses. There??s nothing in culture ?? indie or mainstream (the lines between the two are incredibly blurred anyway) ?? that points to this being wrong anyway.
 I do, however, think that, while aesthetically they are rather progressive (in indie rock or pop terms), conceptually and symbolically there is a lot lacking,
 and that this conflict drives a lot of what is interesting in their music.
 
 By Andrew Beckerman
 
 
 http://dustedmagazine.com/reviews/4276
 
 
 P.S. This guy called Flight of the Conchords racist in a review of their album last week, too.
احمد

jd930

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Re: The worst music review ever published
« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2008, 12:53:00 pm »
Wow.  That's something, huh?  After reading that and skimming over a couple of his other reviews, my first thought is "Does dustedmagazine have an editor?"  And my next thought was wondering if he is writing these reviews as part of a thesis or something, because WTF?

Frank Gallagher

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Re: The worst music review ever published
« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2008, 01:25:00 pm »
So, did he like the album or not? Because after reading that drivvel I still don't know.

Relaxer

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Re: The worst music review ever published
« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2008, 01:59:00 pm »
When did George Will start reviewing indie albums?
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Frank Gallagher

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Re: The worst music review ever published
« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2008, 02:00:00 pm »
HEY!!! Let's start a website were we review reviews....

HoyaSaxa03

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Re: The worst music review ever published
« Reply #5 on: May 02, 2008, 02:02:00 pm »
big yawn's "brendan benson is english" review can never be topped
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azaghal1981

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Re: The worst music review ever published
« Reply #6 on: May 02, 2008, 02:13:00 pm »
I wondered the same thing.
 
 
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Originally posted by 47 YEAR OLD VIRGIN:
  So, did he like the album or not? Because after reading that drivvel I still don't know.
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Re: The worst music review ever published
« Reply #7 on: May 02, 2008, 02:15:00 pm »
this is absolute bullshit:
 
 
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Her argument draws on two major
 strands of hidden racism within New Weird America. The first, important in terms of evaluating the way in which the contribution of black musicians has been minimized by institutionalized racism (and to think this is any different because the aesthetic happens to be that of the indie set is to either be naïve or be willfully ignorant ?? see above), explains how the freak folkies follow in the tradition of white musicians that minimize or ignore the black roots of the music they play while elevating white musicians in their tradition to prominent places.[/b]
first of all, compartmentalizing all so-called "freak folk" (an admittedly stupid term) into one bag is ignorant and naive. as if these writers know each and every person who makes weird folk music and their intentions and backgrounds.
 
 perhaps i take these sort of attacks personally because i am in involved in said scene, having played with and spent time with many of these musicians. some are privileged, some are not. however, i can confidently say that the vast majority of them are not racist or prejudiced. in fact, this scene is full of twee bleeding-heart liberals for the most part. devendra banhart doesn't fetishize karen dalton because she's white but was influenced by black singers, he fetishizes her because she's an obscure artist and he gets scene cred points for turning people on to her. it's more about ego than race.
 
 anybody can infer that any artist is racist/sexist/homophobic/whatever by pointing out the lack of acknowledgment of such issues from said artist. i suppose i'm a racist because i grew up middle class in the white suburbs and i listen to tons of delta blues and free jazz and play improvised music strongly influenced by sun ra and john coltrane.
 
 i like dusted, but this piece of drivel shouldn't be published. rather, it should have been published but should not be taken seriously. i'd be more concerned about the underlying racist content of hilary clinton's recent campaign strategy than what devendra fucking banhart feels like pimping to hipsters.

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Re: The worst music review ever published
« Reply #8 on: May 02, 2008, 02:19:00 pm »
Dude, you didn't mention dwarfs in your post.  Fucking bigot.
 
 
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Originally posted by snailhook:
  this is absolute bullshit...

snailhook

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Re: The worst music review ever published
« Reply #9 on: May 02, 2008, 02:21:00 pm »
i hate dwarfs. they stink and are lazy.

azaghal1981

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Re: The worst music review ever published
« Reply #10 on: May 02, 2008, 02:48:00 pm »
I'm surprised he stopped where he did and didn't try calling out Ben Chasny for using elements of middle eastern and Indian classical music in his work or Rick Bishop for listing Farid Al-Atrache as an influence in interviews.
 
 
 And yes, Banhart is a worthless hack whose shit isn't worth the plastic or vinyl it's printed on but the last thing I'd equate him with is racism.
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Re: The worst music review ever published
« Reply #11 on: May 02, 2008, 02:56:00 pm »
I've never seen Noam Chomsky quoted in an album review before.

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Re: The worst music review ever published
« Reply #12 on: May 04, 2008, 11:47:00 pm »
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Originally posted by snailhook:
  i hate dwarfs. they stink and are lazy.
Grumpy and Dopey too