happy new year

[Marty666]

i drove in the fast lane despite the panic attacks because the hungry jaws of metal glass and pavement are gonna catch up someday. the child i was yesterday was murdered by the man i am today. hopes and dreams chipped away by sloth and complacency. theres no fridge to hang my fingerpainted pictures of shit on. ive outlived my uselessness.  here's to the new year. pretty soon better happen now.

[Cock Van Der Palm]

Solid.

[walkonby]

the way society is now, i would say the child killed the man.

[Frank Gallagher]

I'm sure there's some minority group we're going to piss off by wishing each other Happy New Year, so in the interest of political correctness I will just say......
 
 ....Happy Gregorian New Year.

[Jaguar]

Originally posted by Brain Walrus:
  I'm sure there's some minority group we're going to piss off by wishing each other Happy New Year, so in the interest of political correctness I will just say......
 
 ....Happy Gregorian New Year.

I'm sorry Mankie but you've just offended the clincally depressed. If everyone is not happy, than no one is allowed to be happy!  

[Frank Gallagher]

......right, I forgot about that group.
 
 
 Let's just cancel the whole thing until ramadam then.

[chaz]

ditto

[chaz]

dp
 
 double post

[Relaxer]

Originally posted by Marty666:
  i drove in the fast lane despite the panic attacks because the hungry jaws of metal glass and pavement are gonna catch up someday. the child i was yesterday was murdered by the man i am today. hopes and dreams chipped away by sloth and complacency. theres no fridge to hang my fingerpainted pictures of shit on. ive outlived my uselessness.  here's to the new year. pretty soon better happen now.

I used to write a lot of things like this in junior high.