Yeah it's petty and childish but the metalocalypse reference got a couple chuckles:
"Christ almighty.
Anyone fancy a "Blur:Are Shite Once Again" T-Shirt? (Read the following in a General Crozier style Metalocalypse voice, to yourself obviously. If you don't
know what Metalocalypse is, then it's your own fault and this will be even less funny than it already is)
It seeeeeems as if the seminal britpop band called Blur want to get back together again to make astounding new music. This could have catastrophic effects
on our youth and middle-aged citizens. As the world's 4th biggest economy, Blur's surprise re-union could have destabilizing ramifications which are too
legion to be properly explained here. Only Patrick David Xavier McMeneman-McHanarahan, our specialist re-union specialist, can even start to describe the
disastrous potency of this formative party's re-grouping on the world's already dangerous pre-apocalyptic position. He says, "Their imperial designs know
no bounds and we will have to use all of our vigor and guile to disperse this potential doomsday-making scenario else we sprint toward a life-ending britalocalypse".
He added: "Damon Albarn-Taller than a Chinese tree; Graham Coxon: Not a bumblebee; Dave Rowntree: Diddy Doo Diddly Doo Labour loser Doo Diddly Doo; Alex
James: Cheese master in more ways than one."
What's really pathetic is that
NME actually consider this news.
