20-year-olds do the darndest things!

[Justin Tonation]

Store Clerk Attacked With Hammer

MANASSAS, Va. (WUSA) - Police in the city of Manassas have charged a man with aggravated assault, after they say he attacked a store clerk and hit the clerk in the head with a hammer. Police say the assault that took place on Saturday evening, February 21, at 8:55 p.m. at the Sunoco Gas Station 9110 Centreville Road.

Michael Edward Wimer, 20, of 9011 Centreville Road, has been charged with Malicious Wounding and is being held without bond pending a court date. He was arrested on February 25th.



Deputies: Kitten Found Stuffed Inside Marijuana Bong


LINCOLN, Neb. -- A kitten is recovering after allegedly being stuffed in a bong while its owner smoked marijuana at the same time.

Lincoln investigators said that 20-year-old Acea Schomaker is accused of animal cruelty for the act.

[sweetcell]

both are 20.  both are criminals.  both have caterpillar-on-your-upper-lip "mustaches".  coincidence?

[RatBastard]

The first one looks like he could be Justin Jones' kid!

[Herr Professor Doktor Doom]

This reinforces every stereotype that's ever existed about Manassas.