Can we discuss this, for the love of fucking God?
What a two-faced charlatan. As a founding member of the #StarvingForHillary movement, I went on a posting hunger strike until this delusion wackadoo stopped his insane campaign for the Presidency but I feel I can be silent no more. Especially not today, on this Weblebrity is a Bitch Day. (Side note: my alternate title for this thread would be "The Character Assassination of Hillary Clinton by the Coward Bernie Sanders." Yes, I am much better at titling things than you are; get over it.)
This is a dude without scruples. He should not be dictating terms of Hillary Clinton's campaign; we should be dictating under what terms this piece of human shit is allowed to continue caucusing with the Democrats, because he clearly cares about the Democratic Party about as much as I care about people who drink tequila. He's an asshole.
This is a dude who is simultaneously is arguing for the removal of super delegates while also campaigning for said super delegates to erase the 350 delegate deficit (i. e. "the will of the people") simultaneously. He is completely devoid of shame. This is a man who gets up on his bully pulpit and talks about a revolution of the people who, out of the other side of his mouth, says that despite losing a national primary by 20%, he still should be the nominee. This is a man who preaches the redemptive power of democracy while fueling his entire campaign on victories in the completely un-democratic system of caucuses. Caucuses aren't democratic; they're ancient fucking Sparta. They're rule by who can buy out the largest part of their day and shout the loudest. They're the antithesis of "every vote counts the same." Fuck that. But most immediately: this is a man who talks about disenfranchised millions while only demographically winning states that feature upper-class white people and minority populations of less than 8%. Look who the WASPy north-east voted for: the voice of change is not fucking Connecticut. This dude is a fraud.
I am taking the power back. Grandpa Sleeps-with-staffers doesn't control me, and he doesn't control the American electorate. He doesn't get to decide talking points and he doesn't get to decide when he's branded the fucking loser he is. The Golden State Warriors didn't get to declare a 5th quarter to last night's NBA Finals Game 6, and neither does Bernie "I am only running because I am sleeping with my campaign staff" Sanders. He doesn't get to concede at this point. There are no last words. The Bern is sound and fury signifying nothing.
We have a historic, singular threat facing America in the form on Mussolini 2.0: Electric Boogaloo (or as you know him, Donald Trump). We have nationalistic, racist, jingoism being run as an established major party platform and the time for worrying about the feelings of some goddamn hippies who love the walking embodiment of hypocrisy can no longer be tolerated. It's no longer about who is ready for Hillary; it's about coalescing around Hillary "ready" be damned. It's time to stand up for what actually makes America great, not a dude who -- again -- is clearly only in this campaign to sleep with college chicks.
Fuck Bernie Sanders. Fuck his campaign of ego. He is a whiny, little bitch. On this, of all days, can we just say that? Grandpa Vermont is a whiny little bitch.