Christian Side Hug

[slappy]

No thread for the latest greatest meme?
I was debating putting in 'When Reality Reflects the Onion'
or 'The YouTube' thread. But it kinda deserves its own spotlight for über-genius.
god bless america
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJAMu9cUtIc

[Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface]

Ahahahahaha. That's actually how I hug people although not for that reason and I never knew it had a name.

[Ardamus]

3rd place i've seen this. LOLz.

[Jaguar]

So what are those big guys in the background? Chaperones instead of body guards?

What a neurotic posse! Seriously, let's hope they stay that way so they don't reproduce. This world is already too crazy without adding more of those type.

[Herr Professor Doktor Doom]

there's nothing wrong with front hugging as long as you don't grab her ass while doing it...

[Got Haggis?]

there's nothing wrong with front hugging as long as you don't grab her ass while doing it...

obviously you didn't listen to the lyrics

[sweetcell]

i can't decide if this video is more pathetic than it is scary.  unfortunately it's not straight-up bad enough to be entertaining.  the cultural appropriation is horrible, even before you consider the purpose for which it's being appropriated.  we all scoff (i hope) at the message - front-side hugging is the root of all evil - but the impact is on a confused teen surrounded by such fundamentalist crap can't be positive. 

i realize this makes me a stick-in-the-mud but i have problems laughing a religious idiots, if only because of their potential impact.  kids listening to this sh*t are the repressed bible thumpers of tomorrow who will continue the fight in the name of the Lord to take away our rights to choose. 

i should probably go drink some caffeine now and lighten up...

there's nothing wrong with front hugging as long as you don't grab her ass while doing it...

then again there's nothing good about it, either... 

[Mobius]

"I'm a rough rider . . .filled up with Christ's love".   LOL. 

[walkonby]

christ just officially denouced himself.   

[Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface]

There is a valid reason for a CSH. For example: the other day I was in the mall with my female companion and we ran into one of my friend's girlfriends. They hugged and then we began to exchange pleasantries, but what am I to do? If I don't hug her, it looks like I snubbed her, but at the same time, I don't know her that well, so she might be someone who isn't big on hugging her associates. Obvious time for the CSH; properly cordial yet not offensive in case someone is touchy.

[Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface]

Also, just for the record: please note I did not say what anyone was wearing, nor report on anyone's financial status in the above tale, therefore making it a regular story and not a Julian's American story which a poorly-dressed, portly authority figure might feel compelled to delete post haste.

[Jaguar]

christ just officially denouced himself.   

 

Walkonby, I love you! (No, not in the creepy way.) You always deliver!

[thatguy]

Also, just for the record: please note I did not say what anyone was wearing, nor report on anyone's financial status in the above tale, therefore making it a regular story and not a Julian's American story which a poorly-dressed, portly authority figure might feel compelled to delete post haste.

LET IT GO.

now.

thanks.

[Herr Professor Doktor Doom]

i realize this makes me a stick-in-the-mud but i have problems laughing a religious idiots, if only because of their potential impact.  kids listening to this sh*t are the repressed bible thumpers of tomorrow who will continue the fight in the name of the Lord to take away our rights to choose. 

thankfully one of the saving graces of humanity is that young people have a built-in tendency to rebel against the indoctrination efforts of their elders....