somebody over at the post needs to get a widescreen tv. my enormous head apparently can't be accurately portrayed without one.
about the bouncer thing: i don't like it, but if someone doesn't know, i don't hold it against them. if i tell someone and they do it anyway, then i get displeased. the funny thing is, i just talked with josh dulac about it last week. that's why my job description was accurate in the text of the blog. not sure why that didn't carry over to the headline.
the comments are lovely. thanks.