Singers who can't Act & Actors who can"t Sing

[Jaguar]

Originally posted by Mike Rohsopht:
   

Originally posted by Jaguar:
  Juliette Lewis needs to give up her music career. Sorry Betty.          

i dont think shes targetting people over 25. [/b]

No, you are right. She's only targeting young guys with no culture, taste or brains. Bet you had a great time at her show!
 
 *That was not directed at you Betty.    

[Frank Gallagher]

Originally posted by Jaguar:
   

Originally posted by Mike Rohsopht:
     

Originally posted by Jaguar:
  Juliette Lewis needs to give up her music career. Sorry Betty.          

i dont think shes targetting people over 25. [/b]

She's only targeting young guys with no culture, taste or brains.
       [/b]

Oh, the fart boys!!!

[definitivedoodle]

don johnson

[freakoretardo]

People, after you post a name (i.e. Patrick Swayze) you need to specify wether he is an actor who can't sing, or a singer who can't act.
 
 I'm sure we all agree that "She's Like the Wind" is a brilliant song.
 
 Thus, the confusion
 
 your pal,
 
 freakoretardo

[Chromie]

Joey Lawrence and I will go with an actor that can't sing.
 
 I really wanted to do R Kelly because of his bizarre rap/opera/drama thing but it just confused me too much to make any sense out of it.

[pj]

Originally posted by freakoretardo:
  People, after you post a name (i.e. Patrick Swayze) you need to specify wether he is an actor who can't sing, or a singer who can't act.
 
 I'm sure we all agree that "She's Like the Wind" is a brilliant song.
 
 Thus, the confusion
 
 your pal,
 
 freakoretardo

Well, I thought it was pretty obvious. Besides, does someone like Patrick Swayze really need clarification? Most of these people are more famous (or talented) at one thing and not the other. It shouldn't be that difficult to figure out which someone is referring to.

[freakoretardo]

My point is, that Don Johnson can't act nor can Patrick Swayze.
 
 
 But they both sing like angels straight from heaven.
 
   

[beetsnotbeats]

Originally posted by freakoretardo:
  My point is, that Don Johnson can't act nor can Patrick Swayze.
 
 
 But they both sing like angels straight from heaven.
 
     

The ambiguity is part of what makes this fun. For instance, I said Juliette Lewis.

[palahniukkubrick]

Vincent Gallo

[chaz]

Originally posted by Venerable Bede:
   

Originally posted by you be betty:
  Courtney Love

apparently, you haven't seen "straight to hell" [/b]

Or listened to Live Through This......
 As much as loathe that woman, and I really really do think she's just a shitbag of person, it's a really great record.

[alex]

Jada Pinkett Smith

[Frank Gallagher]

Dennis Waterman

Former Dunkin' Donuts employee, Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone:  Guilty of not singing &/or acting

Backstage with Keanu, Quaid, Leto, others seeking rock stardom
 
 Since it's never good enough to be solely a movie star, famous actors and actresses are always fronting bands in a bid to replicate their success. Of course, usually it's a vanity project and a complete disaster (see: Don Johnson and Eddie Murphy). Still, that doesn't stop celebrities from piling onto tour buses and hitting the road to perform before small crowds nationwide. And with those gigs, of course, comes the production rider detailing the backstage needs of the star and his/her sidemen. On the following pages you'll find excerpts from the backstage riders of Keanu Reeves (Dogstar); Jared Leto (30 Seconds to Mars); Dennis Quaid (Dennis Quaid and the Sharks); Juliette Lewis (Juliette & The Licks); and Steven Seagal (Steven Seagal Band). While unable to vouch for their music, we are impressed with the relative restraint shown by these Hollywood stars. Though when you're playing before 136 people on a Thursday night in Buffalo, you probably can't be too grubby.
 
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