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Originally posted by Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR: QuoteOriginally posted by sonickteam4: and thats like H material (h is for Hanson btw) Hanson is like QQQ material [/b]
Originally posted by sonickteam4: and thats like H material (h is for Hanson btw)
Here are my sports fan stereotypes: 1. Soccer. Nobody living in the USA outside of DC actually likes soccer. Soccer fans are either foreigners, recent immigrants, or Americans who think that "DC is such an amazing city because it's sooooo international." Soccer fans tend to be overly critical of American foreign policy, no matter which Party is in office. 2. Baseball. Baseball fans are "deathly boring". They would be content to sit in a field and watch cattle graze for hours. They are the fans most likely to wear polo shirts, or polo shirts with t-shirts underneath. 3. Basketball. Basketball fans typically live in PG County, or east of 14th Street. They watch BET and spend lots of money on gold chains and Tommy Hillfinger gear. 4. Hockey: Hockey fans are northern rednecks. They wear dated hairstyles. DC hockey fans tend to be from the VA suburbs, go to JAXX at least three times a year, and have an oversized $120 Jaromeer Jagr jersey in their closet that they don't weay anymore. 5. NASCAR. NASCAR fans are basically southern hockey fans. Though they're more likely (than hockey fans) to own three Brooks and Dunn cassettes, and an undersized Dale Earnhardt t-shirt that they wear every day of every weekend. 6. Football. Football fans are usually former fraternity members who still go back to their old frat house for years and years after they graduate from college, so they can drink beer from a keg, and try to fuck college girls. 6. The I love them all (1-6) fan. These people are what are known as "blockheads." They are also likely to feel that U2 and Green Day are bands of unquestionable integrity. QuoteOriginally posted by ggwâ?¢: You gotta love it when the NASCAR fan starts calling the NHL fans "unrefined." Just out of curiosity, which major sports league attracts all the "refined" fans? USTA? PBA?
Originally posted by ggwâ?¢: You gotta love it when the NASCAR fan starts calling the NHL fans "unrefined." Just out of curiosity, which major sports league attracts all the "refined" fans? USTA? PBA?
I must take deference with dear Kosmo and side with Rhett. The statement was mildly amusing, and entirely neccessary: sure, we could be the message board that doesn't bash people who want to attend Hanson shows, but would we want to be? What is the cost of niceness? Our very souls? You tell me about a message board where Hanson fans are responded to intelligently, where DJ dance night announcement posts aren't mocked, and where 85% of the board chatter isn't petty clique wars. I ask you truly - why the fuck would any of us want to post there?
bigyawn.....another thread derailed by Rhett and Celeste's narcissism