How is there not a Peter Pan Live thread yet?

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

I am losing my ever-loving shit here. Allison Williams is a vision of loveliness in this campfest and Taylor Louderman is a pleasant surprise casting as Wendy.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Who decided to make all the lost boys dress like the street toughs from Clockwork Orange?   

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

I was willing to suspend belief that 23 year old Taylor Louderman was 12-year old Wendy, but something is blocking my ability to do so.

Oh yeah, it's her ample bosom.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

I'm glad they replaced all of the native American racist stereotypes with some bizarre Polynesian luau ones instead.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

I never realized this musical had such latently rape-y undertones as a kid.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

They just shattered the fourth wall. Good lord.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

"Place the plank on the poop." They're just fucking with us now.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

There is going to be a porno in a week or so with women who look vaguely like Taylor Louderman and Allison Williams, you can just bet on it. Porn isn't my thing but I await Vansmacks careful review.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Season two of Serial is about the maid's false conviction for killing the children.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Nothing says "family" quite like wanting your kids and grandkids to endure the same life-threatening, rape-y trauma you endured.

[Justin Tonation]

They just shattered the fourth wall. Good lord.

The clap for Tinklebell thing? That's in the play.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

They just shattered the fourth wall. Good lord.

The clap for Tinklebell thing? That's in the play.

It was? Its completely bizarre. (I haven't seen the Mary Martin version in 2 decades, probably.)