Gold over 2k
Time to look up how much gold I bought and still have from when I was a little kid and my parents paid me a pittance for working on the family farm that managed to add up because I had nothing to spend it on and I bought gold because my mom was a weird Christian who told me that one day the economy would crater and gold would be the only thing worth anything and I totally believe my uneducated mom on economic matters because she was my mom and parents are always right at that age.
This is definitely a contender for the best run-on sentence in the history of the forum.
Let's try this with a quote rather than a standalone page starter.
Sure, it's run on, but is it even a sentence if I am omitting the implied "It is" at the start of the would be sentence?
