Famous people on Facebook

[MonkeyPants]

I spotted random "famous" person, MyraEllen on Facebook like 10 minutes ago. Does that count?

Are you saying I'm famous?!?! 

[Vas Deferens]

u are famous in the front row of 930 club shows!   

I spotted random "famous" person, MyraEllen on Facebook like 10 minutes ago. Does that count?

Are you saying I'm famous?!?! 

[MonkeyPants]

u are famous in the front row of 930 club shows!   

I spotted random "famous" person, MyraEllen on Facebook like 10 minutes ago. Does that count?

Are you saying I'm famous?!?! 

Shhhhhhh!!!!  please give me my privacy!

[MindCage]

Wow, this is weird. One of the guys from Bile just made me his friend because we have a mutual friend. Funny.

Dave huh? lol

[Herr Professor Doktor Doom]

Facebook keeps assuming I'm way cooler than I actually am, and telling me I "may know" some very notable scenesters. 

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

1. this thread is adorable....Vas, still using myspace and friendster?

2. Arron Sorkin tags Mark Z in the last century format in the NYT

has a great line in there....
Are we really going to run an ad that claims Kamala Harris ran dog fights out of the basement of a pizza place while Elizabeth Warren destroyed evidence that climate change is a hoax and the deep state sold meth to Rashida Tlaib and Colin Kaepernick?'"

[Space Freely]

Facebook is so hard to use sometimes, which is probably why my profile there is BORING. I prefer to use myspace and friendster

Wise choice there, Vas. edit: Oh wait, never mind.

[chaz]

Not Facebook, but my friend saw the bass player for Thievery Corporation on tinder or bumble or whatever yesterday.  She sent me screen shots and his pictures show him crowdsurfing with his bass at some massive show.  lol

[Space Freely]

Little known board fact:

Before he started calling himself the bougie "Chaz" moniker, Chaz was known as Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer.

[Vas Deferens]

saw 1/2 of Matmos on Grindr last year.

https://twitter.com/DDDrewDaniel

Not Facebook, but my friend saw the bass player for Thievery Corporation on tinder or bumble or whatever yesterday.  She sent me screen shots and his pictures show him crowdsurfing with his bass at some massive show.  lol

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Little known board fact:

Before he started calling himself the bougie "Chaz" moniker, Chaz was known as Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer.

LOL

Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer was the inspiration for the rotating conventional naming schema of Julian comma adjective CAPITALIZED PREDICATE NOMINATIVE.

[sweetcell]

^ in addition to that gem, there's this:

Suicidal Tendencies Locked Out of Instagram Account Over Band Name

[Space Freely]

I've never been to the Facebook website, but isn't Lindsay Lohan on Facebook? She's famous, right?

Remember when Charlie said he'd never been on Facebook? Did they not have FB in Japan at that time?