Well, I wasn't interested until....
"We'll be terrorizing the Nation's Capital this April at Rumors. ThatGuy from 9pm to 1:30am. Drinks are cheap...chicks are everywhere, and ThatGuy has tons of new tunes for you. This is a new venue for us, so come help us "break it in"!"
WOW, Rumors -- that place is so chock full o' hot babes and dudes, it's like mardi gras every day. Rock on!!!
Your humble cover band fan,
Bags