I spent last night trying to remember and I still don't.
I remember lurking for a long time to pick up some new bands, then something pissed me off and I tried to sign up but my screen name was already taken. Who the hell would have that screen name? So I tried my screen name and password and it worked, but I had no recollection of ever signing up in Oct of 2001. I'm guessing I had a comment about a show (it might have been Social D or Richard Ashcroft), was probably given the ritual newbie treatment, thought you were all a bunch of assholes (though I remember calling the lot "elitist pricks" at one point) and moved on. If I only knew it was just a right of passage....
Anyhow, a few months later I had 2 extra passes to "24 Hour Party People," hooked up with Markie and Lulu for the movie, met Thirsty afterwards for a drink with the two of them, now 2-3 years later I've moved far away and still am a regular poster.