The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
--Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
--Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
Beauty is only a light switch away.
--Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina.
I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards.
--Houghton Library, Harvard University. Cambridge, Massachusetts.
Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"
--Rest stop off Route 81. West Virginia.
God made pot. Man made beer. Whom do you trust?
-- The Irish Times, Washington, D.C.
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
--The Bayou, Baton Rouge,Louisiana.
No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of
putting up with her crap.
--Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill. Chapel Hill, North Carolina.
At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
--Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, Arizona.
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
--Written in the dust on the back of a bus. Wickenburg, Arizona.
Make love, not war.--Hell, do both, get married!
--Women's restroom, The Filling Station. Bozeman, Montana.
God is dead. -Nietzsche; Nietzsche is dead. -God
--The Tombs Restaurant. Washington, D.C.
If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
--Revolution Books. New York, New York.
A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're
going to have trouble with it.
--Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort. Dallas, Texas
