Live alone? You're not alone...

[Frank Gallagher]

Originally posted by Jaguär:
   

Originally posted by Roadbike Mankie:
  The one thing I miss from when I lived alone.
 
 You never have to check to see if anyone is around before you fart.

Something tells me that your wife would swear that hasn't changed. [/b]

I'll have you know I'm a very considerate farter.....now Rory on the other hand!  :eek:

[sonickteam2]

Originally posted by Roadbike Mankie:
 I can't tell you how many times I legged it back into the living room, pants round ankles while watching a Caps game to see the replay!!!!

hahahaha.  thats fabulous!!
 
 
 i have done that once or twice too, but i was  AT  the Capitals game!!!!!

[vansmack]

Originally posted by Roadbike Mankie:
 
 You never have to check to see if anyone is around before you fart.

But if you live alone, who's around to pull your finger?

[muschi]

i think laura bush is hot. she keeps that hefty full rack of hers wrapped up in her conservative channel-ish garb is there any photoshop porn of her out there? btw, anyone see her make that horsedick joke at the hinkley hilton press party? i shit u not, a horse dick reference. wasn't it about sucking horsedick, to boot?? pls let me kno.  ugh not quite the same:
  <img src="http://la.com/blog/images/uploads/condaleezza.jpg" alt=" - " />

[Frank Gallagher]

Originally posted by vansmack:
   

Originally posted by Roadbike Mankie:
 
 You never have to check to see if anyone is around before you fart.

But if you live alone, who's around to pull your finger? [/b]

You have two arms don't you?