Go See Alice?

Maybe I have been watching too much A&E lately, but Viagra has been a factor in many sex crimes, including some rather lurid ones that make national headlines.  You've seen those Investigative Reports shows: Old perv keeps bound sex slaves in his basement, Viagra bottle found next to mattress?  Or: Frat party gets out of control when Viagra mixed with Jim Beam?
 
 What I would like answered is:
 
 Why is cannabis still illegal?   Why are the feds cracking down on ecstasy?
 
 Bill Kurtis broke for a commercial.  Then came an ad saying, "Men, do you want to sport a massive woody...then Go See Alice!"

[Guiny]

Originally posted by Dupek Chopra:
  Why is cannabis still illegal?   Why are the feds cracking down on ecstasy?
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ecstasy didnt do a damn thing for me, I was highly disappointed.

I never tried it.  
 
 But you don't see many headlines: CHAINED SEX SLAVES FOUND IN CRAWLSPACE, ECSTASY FOUND.

Apparently no one got the Go Ask Alice? allusion?   These are sad times indeed...

[thirsty moore]

I've read Go Ask Alice.  It scared the hell out of me.
 
 

Originally posted by Dupek Chopra:
  Apparently no one got the Go Ask Alice? allusion?   These are sad times indeed...

[vansmack]

Originally posted by thirsty moore:
  I've read Go Ask Alice.  It scared the hell out of me.

I read Aliceâ??s Adventures in Wonderland and then Through the Looking-Glass and What Alice Found There, and they were good.
 
 And Jefferson Airplane's White Rabbit was a great song.
 
 But Thirsty's right, Go Ask Alice was an entirely different ball of wax.
 
 And Dupek, some of us got it, but what did you want us to say?

[chaz]

I loved that book in jr high.  But really, rather than scare me it just made me more curious to try all those drugs.
 
 Of course I never did any of them.  
 
 Alas, now I'm a tea-totaling old fart.

[mankie]

Drugs and hitty-runny are two subjects I don't make comments about, knowing absolutely nothing about either one...except enough exposure to both will fuck your brain up big time.
 
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[chaz]

Ha!  Well said.  
 

Originally posted by Bollocks:
  Drugs and hitty-runny are two subjects I don't make comments about, knowing absolutely nothing about either one...except enough exposure to both will fuck your brain up big time.
 
   <img src="http://www.c-science.com/txt/images/1999/990406tefax.jpg" alt=" - " />

[samanthaalison]

go ask alice was a stupid book.

[vansmack]

Originally posted by samanthaalison:
  go ask alice was a stupid book.

This isn't the USA Today.  You may feel free to elaborate if you'd like.