Upcoming bands at the Grog & Tankard

[HoyaSaxa03]

i'm not making these up (i don't think i could) ... is there a rule that only bands with shitty names can play there?
 
 snoozebox
 tieweb
 hog hug
 mikey 6
 rockfarm
 dead end dropouts
 diegression
 stephanie's ID
 winnabago's
 diacritical
 spiny norman
 bone silo
 hyper chyld
 los pimpos
 butros-butros

[ggw]

Originally posted by HoyaSaxa03:
 butros-butros

Top Ten Boutros Boutros-Ghali Pick-up Lines
 
 
 10. Can I can I buy you a drink a drink?
 
 9. The nations are united -- why not you and me?
 
 8. I'm the man so nice they named me twice!
 
 7. I'm so depressed about the unstable world situation that I really don't think I should spend tonight alone
 
 6. You were fabulous in 'Basic Instinct,' Ms. Stone
 
 5. It must be fate -- you don't have any boutroses, and I've got one to spare!
 
 4. I have the complete line of general foods international coffees back at my place
 
 3. In your honor, I'm declaring 1994 the international year of the babe
 
 2. Want to have sex, Madonna?
 
 1. I've got a peacekeeping force in my pants

[thirsty moore]

I have a litmus test that band members should take to tell if there band name is stupid.  It involves an average passerby on the street.
 
 Passerby: So, what do you do?
 Band Member: I'm in a band.
 Passerby: Oh yeh? What band?
 Band Member: Uncle Syrup
 
 If the band member leaves the conversation feeling embarassed, the band name is stupid.

[Venerable Bede]

all that's missing is the shitty beatles.

[Frank Gallagher]

Going from my experience with the Grog and Tankard it's not only the band names that are shite.

[Bartelby]

The last time I was there - a few weeks ago - I had a great time.  Many of those bands are made up of local musicians who are jamming with friends and aren't even "real" bands...thus some of the crazy names.  It's become more of a local music "incubator".  Hanging out at the the G&T is like mining for diamonds...you got to dig a lot of dirt to finds the gems...and for some of us, it's still fun to dig in the dirt...For those of you who like your music Grade-A, certified, hipster-forum approved and radio ready:  avoid the G&T.  My major complaint:  Six dollars for an Amstel?  Robbery!