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Democratic candidates sex appeal
« on: February 03, 2004, 05:20:00 pm »
I didn't write this, I only copied and pasted. So which Democratic candidate would YOU most want to sleep with?
 
 ot that I'm still horny or anything, but can I just remark on what an unexpectedly très hot bunch of Dem daddies there's been this campaign season? Howard Dean is a silver fox and entirely fuckable, even with that coiled neck (I'd make him scream, all right); Wesley Clark, despite the shoulder pads that make his head look even smaller, radiates smiling smolder and four-star authorityâ??he'd dominate you, but nicely, thank you; John Edwards, let's face it, is an utter Breck goddess with a portrait in the attic; Kucinich has those floppy ears to grab on to for a potentially wild ride; Sharpton's new hair makes me hot for some (affirmative) action; and even Kerry has a certain Boris Karloff-y goth appeal that could be sexy after a few cocktails. (His wife, though, simply has to lose that sash on her shmatte.)

walkman

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Re: Democratic candidates sex appeal
« Reply #1 on: February 03, 2004, 06:24:00 pm »
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Originally posted by Rutherford J. Balls:
  I didn't write this
yeah sure.

Celeste

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Re: Democratic candidates sex appeal
« Reply #2 on: February 03, 2004, 06:24:00 pm »
in spite of a recent dream that I was dating Dean, none of them appeal to me in "that way"...
 
 where'd you find that? Nerve? the Village Voice? the Fulks chatboard?

paige

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Re: Democratic candidates sex appeal
« Reply #3 on: February 03, 2004, 07:04:00 pm »
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Originally posted by walkie hearts you all:
   
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Originally posted by Rutherford J. Balls:
  I didn't write this
yeah sure. [/b]
we all know it's an excerpt from his Lisa Frank themed diary littered with unicorn and rainbow stickers

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Re: Democratic candidates sex appeal
« Reply #4 on: February 04, 2004, 02:04:00 am »
Well I was going to say Carolyn Mosley-Braun, because of her Hottentot bustle butt.   But then I suddenly lost all of my Joe-mentum.

Celeste

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Re: Democratic candidates sex appeal
« Reply #5 on: February 04, 2004, 10:13:00 am »
ah yes, there is a technical term for the unmistakable beauty of such a booty

Sir HC

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Re: Democratic candidates sex appeal
« Reply #6 on: February 04, 2004, 12:57:00 pm »
I am sorry but Clark looks like some Japanimation that has gotten loose in the real world.  Those eyes are too big and fawn-like.

mankie

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Re: Democratic candidates sex appeal
« Reply #7 on: February 04, 2004, 01:20:00 pm »
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Originally posted by Celeste:
  ah yes, there is a technical term for the unmistakable beauty of such a booty
steatopyga - and here's me thinking "lard-arse" was the medical term for such a...ahem...gift!

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Re: Democratic candidates sex appeal
« Reply #8 on: February 04, 2004, 03:06:00 pm »
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Originally posted by Celeste:
  ah yes, there is a technical term for the unmistakable beauty of such a booty
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