Ideas for a spectacular onstage death?

[boweswana]

Hiya BadSukiSushi....
 
 It is him indeed that's leaving but if you think he's got some SRV style going you'll love the new guitar player.  He's texas through and through.
 
 May 27th at Iota is his grand debut.

[flawd101]

get a big black guy to come up and give him aids at the beginning of the show and then he dies bleeding out the ass in the end...

[walkonby]

Originally posted by flawd101:
  get a big black guy to come up and give him aids at the beginning of the show and then he dies bleeding out the ass in the end...

but if the aids can kill him that quickly, how on earth would the big black guy live long enough to infect?

[boweswana]

Originally posted by flawd101:
  get a big black guy to come up and give him aids at the beginning of the show and then he dies bleeding out the ass in the end...

That's some weak ass material right there....

[Frank Gallagher]

How about pyrotechnics! Oh, right...that's been done already.

[boweswana]

We could head to South Carolina for supplies and blow him up piece by piece with daisy-chained M-80's and bottle rockets.

[Sir HC]

I think Indiana has the best fireworks around.  I got "firecrackers" that were pinkie sized.  When you lit them all off it was more like gang warfare than pop-pop-pop.
 
 Have you thought about the rest of the band members getting chain saws and chopping him up on stage.  Then get the tree shredder and pull a "Fargo".

[Frank Gallagher]

Rhode Island has the best indoor fireworks display!

[green door]

How 'bout a sexual hanging Naked Lunch style?
 
 I think that would be good, don't you, Mr. Pharmacist?

[boweswana]

Sounds good, I'm planning on renting "Seven" tonight for some ideas.

[walkonby]

Originally posted by green door:
  How 'bout a sexual hanging Naked Lunch style?
 
 I think that would be good, don't you, Mr. Pharmacist?

good luck finding the mugwump.  i hear they're expensive, this time of year.

[kurosawa-b/w]

I have three words for you: "chemicals" and "melting flesh." If you get the right stuff, his guitar will melt, too, so that he and his music will become one beautiful pile of slime.

[boweswana]

We could take him out like the guy that got locked in the storage room when the nerve gas canister broke in "The Rock".
 
 I don't know if I can get ahold of enough hazmat suits to hand out to the teeming masses in time for tomorrow's show though.
 
 Hmmm.........
 
 I do like the melting guitar angle though.

[boweswana]

Tonight is the night for the death extravaganza.
 Right on.  I gotta go buy some film.