smackie don't cry...............

[poorlulu]

http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-13132506,00.html
 
 
 thankgod lindsey lohan is still available................  

<img src="http://homepage.ntlworld.com/milhouse/b3ta/Carlsberg.gif" alt=" - " />

[vansmack]

Originally posted by poorlulu:
  http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-13132506,00.html
 
 
 thankgod lindsey lohan is still available................      

That's a great deal huh?  
 
 "Hey lets get married and I'll move in to one of your places."
 
 And to think, I thought I was doing well with my early retirement plan.
 
 Cheers to them, as you said, I''ve still got Lindsay Lohan, not to mention Keira Knightley in "The Hole", whihc reminds me - why didn't any of you Brits tell me about her strip tease scene earlier?

[Bags]

Lovely, nice to be reminded that money don't give you class:
 
 "The couple [Britney and Kevin] have been dating for just two months and Kevin's dumped girlfriend is due to have their second child in two weeks. "

[Random Citizen]

*puts on Afghan Whigs' "White Trash Party"*
 
 Brit should just contact the HRC and become their spokesperson on why gay marriage should be legal. If this dimwit can get married, gays should be able to fuck up as well.  

[Jaguär]

Originally posted by Bagalicious Tangster:
  "The couple [Britney and Kevin] have been dating for just two months..."

Kind of a long engagement for her, don't you think?

[Venerable Bede]

Olsen Twin Enters Treatment For Eating-Related Issue
 Mary-Kate Olsen Enters Treatment Within Last 10 Days
 POSTED: 1:25 PM EDT June 22, 2004
 
 
 One of the Olsen twins has reportedly entered a treatment facility to seek professional help for an eating-related issue.
 
 According to "Access Hollywood," Mary-Kate Olsen's publicist has issued a statement, saying that the actress has "recently entered a treatment facility to seek professional help for a eating-related issue. She is thankful for the encouragement and support of her friends and family who are with her every step of the way."
 
 Mary-Kate Olsen entered the center within the last 10 days. The teen millionaire still plans to attend New York University this fall and will be traveling later this summer, according to the statement.
 
 Mary-Kate Olsen and her sister, Ashley Olsen, have made headlines recently for their first big screen effort "New York Minute" and for reaching their 18th birthday.
 
 The fraternal twins started in the entertainment business at 9-months-old, sharing a role in the hit sitcom "Full House." They've since gone on to create their own home-video and merchandising dynasty.

[vansmack]

Good for her.  She clearly needed it.

[vansmack]

Originally posted by Venerable Bede:
  Olsen Twin Enters Treatment For Eating-Related Issue

As Smackette put it:  "Why did she do that?  The freshman 15 she puts on next year would have taken care of that."

[poorlulu]

http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-13140365,00.html
 
 
 uh oh...............vansmack's probably already perving on the foetus....................