Originally posted by Relaxer:
What made the crowd obnoxious?
I got to the show near the end of CvB's set and hung near the back, where the tapers go. These two girls start clucking like nobody's business. No big deal; it happens. So I move up near the food window. Three minutes later, they're right behind me. Before BTS, I move to the opposite side of the floor. As could be guessed, about three songs in, the more heinous of the two Chatty Cathies appears right in front of me. This time she's escorting her boyfriend, who is lambasted and trying to get another drink. She's all smiles as she steps on both of my feet.
After that, some douchebag in pleated chinos and a shiny blue button down shirt decides that he needs to stand right in front of me, but also needs to keep reaching over me to get to his Red Bull and Vodka cooling on the bar inbetween sips. Of course, he, like Rhett, only uses credit cards. So every 20 minutes he pushes by to go to the other bar to get another RB & V. One time he comes back to find somebody standing in his spot. He tries to order the dude to go stand somewhere else, but that fails. so then he spends 15 minutes bitching loudly to his friends about how the guy took his spot. then he spends another 15 minutes trying to get buddy-buddy with the spot-stealer.
After that ends, I discover I have been flanked by another mousey and mouthy chick who not only gabs incessantly, but also gesticulates with the grace of an epileptic. She also fucks with strangers in front of us by tapping on their shoulders or kicking them in the leg and then looking away like she wasn't the one that did it.
Next time, I'll try and leave my asshat magnet at home.