Fantasy Presidency!

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 Suppose you suddenly found yourself in the oval office, in the hot seat, with fingers near the button?  You the man(or woman)!  Now pick your cabinet assignments.  It's fantasy Formula-1, except with politics instead of BMWs.  Go apeshit.  Who do you choose?  Dave Grohl for veep?  Eddie Van Halen for defense?  Go for it!
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 VICE PRESIDENT:
 
 SEC. DEFENSE:
 
 NATL. SEC. ADVISOR:
 
 HEAD OF CIA:
 
 HEAD OF FBI:
 
 SUPREME COURT JUDGES(pick 3):
 
 ATTORNEY GENERAL:
 
 DEPT.OF HOMELAND SECURITY:
 
 SURGEON GENERAL:
 
 INTERIOR SECRETARY:
 
 CHAIRMAN FEDERAL RESERVE:

VICE PRESIDENT: Chuck Norris
 
 SEC. DEFENSE: Steven Segal
 
 NATL. SEC. ADVISOR:  Hypatia Lee
 
 HEAD OF CIA:  Bobcat Goldthwait
 
 HEAD OF FBI:  Leslie Neilsen
 
 SUPREME COURT JUDGES(pick 3):  Judge Judy
 
 ATTORNEY GENERAL:  Mr.Ed
 
 DEPT.OF HOMELAND SECURITY:  James Gandolfini
 
 SURGEON GENERAL:  Al Franken
 
 CHAIRMAN FEDERAL RESERVE:  Pete Rose

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VICE PRESIDENT: howard stern
 
 SEC. DEFENSE: tom clancy
 
 NATL. SEC. ADVISOR: james earl jones
 
 HEAD OF CIA: lil john
 
 HEAD OF FBI: gary the retard
 
 SUPREME COURT JUDGES(pick 3): a smoker/drunk, NRA rep., a crazy homeless guy who knows only 17 real words  
 
 ATTORNEY GENERAL: johnny cockrin
 
 DEPT.OF HOMELAND SECURITY: snoop dogg
 
 SURGEON GENERAL: denis leary
 
 INTERIOR SECRETARY: a new hot chick each week. which i will decide on every sunday
 
 CHAIRMAN FEDERAL RESERVE: trey parker and matt stone