Weirdest/grossest substance you've gotten on you at a s

[Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface]

No one's gotten semen on them at a concert? Really?
 
 No drunken bathroom hookups, ladies?

[Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface]

Originally posted by teepo:
  the only substance to have been thrown on me that slightly (just barely) pissed me off was the bottle of red wine the lead from les savy fav was poring on the audience.

Oh man, and I bet the venue had no detergent or salt water either to get the stain out. That would PISS me off depending on how fabulously I was dressed.

[azaghal1981]

Originally posted by teepo:
  holy shit!, that is fucking awesome azaghal1981. i don't remember them mentioning the dusty material as being his ashes. i would've gladly taken your place.
 
 awesome show though. deff in my top 10 of the year.

They tossed a bit of him out at every stop on the tour according to reviews of other shows I've read. Totally fitting way to dispose of his body given his morbid sense of humor; wouldn't be surprised if it was his idea.
 The show is in my top 10 of the year as well.
 
 The "Uncle Jim" bit had me laughing harder than I've ever laughed at a show.
 
 Edit: And they never came out and said it was his ashes. I just sort of put 2 & 2 together. The next day, I did some googling and found out that
  I had surmised correctly.

[Vas Deferens]

azaghal, it would have been better if it landed on your lip and you tasted it  

[thatguy]

off the top of my head, in no particular order, all belonging to other people, and most more often that you would want:
 
 sweat, tears, blood, spit, snot, vomit, semen, urine, feces, sweaty balls on the back of my neck, pig flesh, raw chicken, fried chicken, used tampon.
 
 i'm sure i missed some, but the worst thing that i get on me on a regular basis at shows?  glitter.  can't get the damn stuff off.  everything else washes off.

[azaghal1981]

I'm thankful I wasn't inhaling at the time.
 
 
 Accidental cannibalism would've sent me into a vomitting fit right then and there.

[Venerable Bede]

Originally posted by thatguy:
  off the top of my head, in no particular order, all belonging to other people, and most more often that you would want:
 
  used tampon.
 

when i saw PIL, lydon pulled down his pants and pulled out a tampon and threw it to the crowd. . .

[walkonby]

Originally posted by Venerable Bede:
   

Originally posted by thatguy:
  off the top of my head, in no particular order, all belonging to other people, and most more often that you would want:
 
  used tampon.
 

when i saw PIL, lydon pulled down his pants and pulled out a tampon and threw it to the crowd. . . [/b]

i think he was attempting to see if anybody got the metaphor.  he's shitty.

[Mr.Whippy]

Has anyone ever seen Crash Worship?  They have people going around dousing people with all kinds of weird stuff.  
 
 It seems to have themes, one show was sticky sweet stuff, I got hit with pudding and whipped cream.  Another show was some kind of oil or something.

[aglanixp]

Originally posted by Itouchmyself:
  Has anyone ever seen Crash Worship?  They have people going around dousing people with all kinds of weird stuff.  
 
 It seems to have themes, one show was sticky sweet stuff, I got hit with pudding and whipped cream.  Another show was some kind of oil or something.

They used to play Seattle/Portland all the time.
 I was at several shows where people were covered in all kinds of strange.
 Fruit, oil, meat...

[Sir HC]

Originally posted by very sonick:
  gwar is just dyed water.
 
 though, that makes me think.
 
  I went to a couple Skinny Puppy shows in high school and they had some weird shit thrown out there. i think it was just fake blood and stuffed animals though.

Kayro Syrup, red food dye and some dirt (that was their secret ingredient).  Got to watch them make it on the Too Dark Park tour.

[Mr.Whippy]

OK, I remembered a good one.
 
 When I was growing up in Michigan, there was a punk club called Sons and Daughters Hall that got some really good bands coming through.
 
 One show was a band called Boom and the Legion of Doom.  A guy in the band had a suitcase on stage with him and at some point he opened it and it contained pieces of a goat, which he threw into the crowd.  
 
 There were only about 15 people there that night, and about 10 years later when I was living in the San Francisco area I happened to meet one of the other audience members that night.  It was a guy named Jason Kneuth who was a big supporter of Sonic Youth.  He later killed himself and Sonic Youth made a record for him ("Silver Sessions for Jason Kneuth").  
 
 I also defintetly got some of Dave Yow's sweat and fart molecules on me as well at many Jesus Lizard shows.

[xneverwherex]

Originally posted by thatguy:
  i'm sure i missed some, but the worst thing that i get on me on a regular basis at shows?  glitter.  can't get the damn stuff off.  everything else washes off.

i agree on the glitter thing. after seeing of montreal, i came out with shaving cream on me and glitter. the mix was horrible.

[dlcjr1775]

I had teenage boobs on my head, but that was a good day.