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Has Kenny the gap-toothed black midget magazine salesman
« on: July 08, 2004, 02:54:00 pm »
He came up and knocked my my front door while I was half naked and cooking dinner last night, and tried to get me to sign the form saying how good his social skills were and would I buy a magazine subscription. He was sort of pushy, and left me speechless with my timidity...
 
 Finally my wife put on some clothes, came to the door, and told him he needed to leave.
 
 Has anyone else encountered Kenny?

ggw

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Re: Has Kenny the gap-toothed black midget magazine salesman
« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2004, 03:00:00 pm »
can you say "scam"?

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Re: Has Kenny the gap-toothed black midget magazine salesman
« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2004, 04:35:00 pm »
Did he look like this?
   <img src="http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:Ugp-EAciGw4J:http://www.skapunkandotherjunk.com/Downloads/Icons/images/memyself_midget.gif" alt=" - " />
 
 Mebee that's why your semi-nude wife disappeared for a few minutes???

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Re: Has Kenny the gap-toothed black midget magazine salesman
« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2004, 04:48:00 pm »
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Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
  He came up and knocked my my front door while I was half naked and cooking dinner last night, and tried to get me to sign the form saying how good his social skills were and would I buy a magazine subscription. He was sort of pushy, and left me speechless with my timidity...
 
 Finally my wife put on some clothes, came to the door, and told him he needed to leave.
 
 Has anyone else encountered Kenny?
Wait, I don't get it, is this about the midget, or just your desire to include us all in you and your wife's after work sex life? What's up with all the missing cloths refrences?

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Re: Has Kenny the gap-toothed black midget magazine salesman
« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2004, 04:52:00 pm »
I hope you guys weren't making BLTs...

Re: Has Kenny the gap-toothed black midget magazine salesman
« Reply #5 on: July 08, 2004, 04:52:00 pm »
We tend to lounge around the house nude or semi-nude. Doesn't everybody?
 
 This was actually about the experience of having this guy come to our door at dinnertime trying to sell shit. Does this happen alot in the suburbs?
 
 I think ggw is right. It reeked of scam to me, but I was a bit too nice and too timid to tell him to get lost, as I would a telemarketer.
 
 
 
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Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
  He came up and knocked my my front door while I was half naked and cooking dinner last night, and tried to get me to sign the form saying how good his social skills were and would I buy a magazine subscription. He was sort of pushy, and left me speechless with my timidity...
 
 Finally my wife put on some clothes, came to the door, and told him he needed to leave.
 
 Has anyone else encountered Kenny?
Wait, I don't get it, is this about the midget, or just your desire to include us all in you and your wife's after work sex life? What's up with all the missing cloths refrences? [/b]

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Re: Has Kenny the gap-toothed black midget magazine salesman
« Reply #6 on: July 08, 2004, 04:53:00 pm »
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Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
  He came up and knocked my my front door while I was half naked and cooking dinner last night, and tried to get me to sign the form saying how good his social skills were and would I buy a magazine subscription. He was sort of pushy, and left me speechless with my timidity...
 
 Finally my wife put on some clothes, came to the door, and told him he needed to leave.
 
 Has anyone else encountered Kenny?
Oh, and welcome to the burbs.  ;)  Wait 'til you get the guy trying to sell you a drycleaning deal. Now you will be one of "us" - a "No Solicitors" sign in your front window.

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Re: Has Kenny the gap-toothed black midget magazine salesman
« Reply #7 on: July 08, 2004, 05:12:00 pm »
The cityfolk who move to the 'burbs are always the suckers.  All that urban living makes them think they know it all.

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Re: Has Kenny the gap-toothed black midget magazine salesman
« Reply #8 on: July 08, 2004, 06:05:00 pm »
Excuse me Rhett, but they like to be referred to as dentally disabled, african american, little person magazine salesperson.    :D

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Re: Has Kenny the gap-toothed black midget magazine salesman
« Reply #9 on: July 08, 2004, 06:14:00 pm »
I didn't know Gary Coleman moved to VA.
 
 (Wow. That was unlike me. So much so, I had to comment on my comment.)

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Re: Has Kenny the gap-toothed black midget magazine salesman
« Reply #10 on: July 08, 2004, 09:26:00 pm »
Last night as I was lounging around my pad in the nude, my manhood and I lazily resting on the sofa after much free-spirited sex with my hirsute wife, a number of odd salesmen types knocked at my door as well.  It's no big deal, Rhett.  Ever heard of door to door sales?  Nothing to be afraid of really.  You don't even have to answer the door if you don't want to.

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Re: Has Kenny the gap-toothed black midget magazine salesman
« Reply #11 on: July 09, 2004, 10:13:00 am »
I can't wait for the story after Rhett has encountered the Kirby vaccuum cleaner sales scam.

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Re: Has Kenny the gap-toothed black midget magazine salesman
« Reply #12 on: July 09, 2004, 10:29:00 am »
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Originally posted by Dupek Chopra:
  Did he look like this?
    <img src="http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:Ugp-EAciGw4J:http://www.skapunkandotherjunk.com/Downloads/Icons/images/memyself_midget.gif" alt=" - " />
 
 
Beware:  He's Mensa all the way.