Eating Fog Mice for Mother

[Shoddywork]

Am I the only person who has never heard this band?  Why don't they exsist.  I think I can speak for my generation when I say "bonner" or "hello". I realy need to go to the dentist.

[thirsty moore]

Wha' happened?

[Shoddywork]

Well, ya know. It started out as a slight varriation of the ol' round-a-bout one two. But then, Billy and Micky died twisted and horrably in a cotten fire. So, I'm out thirty bucks, I've got scar tissue covering every oriffice on my body and I find my self thinking "Hey, if I put down 20,000 get a 5/15/80 loan. I'd be in business".

[Jaguär]

Shoddy, lay off the corn liquor.

[Shoddywork]

Don't knock the Corn Liquor diet.  I've lost 36 pounds and the ability to maintain an erection.

[vansmack]

Originally posted by Shoddywork:
   I've lost the ability to maintain an erection.

Which means you won't be procreating.  And that's a good thing.

[Shoddywork]

HA!! To late.  My wife's pregnant, sucker!

[markie]

Oh yea, sorry about that. She said I wasnt  nearly as shoddy as you.

[Shoddywork]

Geeze, post a little self-depricating humor with a dadaist bent on this board and next thing ya know people are saying that you should never procreate and that they bumped your wife.  So, uh, how about that local sports team?  Yep, they sure are good/lousy at what they do.

[markie]

I was just trying to join in/keep up.
 
 Dont stop on my account, I was enjoying it. You did leave yourself wide open for the comebacks though.....