"Our next stop was at a booth called "Sinulate." Now this thing is fucking interesting. Literally. The product is adult toys, dildos, fake pussies, etc, that you plug into a usb port on your computer. You then register the name of your toy on their website. Every toy's name is unique... like "Mr. Winky564." Once you have it registered, you can share that information with your intended cyber sex partner. Your partner can then access a flash based control panel that looks like a video game console. You follow me so far? On the console, there are different buttons and do-hickeys. You press these buttons and... get this... YOU CONTOL THE TOY! You control the vibrate speed, the rotation, etc! So, you can be millions of miles away from your partner, but still control the vibrator! How cool is that! LOL!"
now all of you can have sex with other board members!!!!!except me.
