Author Topic: Live Earth  (Read 6600 times)

walkonby

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Re: Live Earth
« Reply #30 on: February 17, 2007, 03:01:00 pm »
i wonder how many people will be polluting the air by smoking pot at this thing.

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Re: Live Earth
« Reply #31 on: February 17, 2007, 03:05:00 pm »
Will there also be sandals, beads, didgeridoos, incense, peace signs, dreadlocks, tie die, whole grain granola, herb tea, bean sprouts, free love, B.O., & drum circles?

walkonby

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Re: Live Earth
« Reply #32 on: February 17, 2007, 03:33:00 pm »
tipper gore will have a side stage spouting off that if you play the music being heard from the main stage backwards, you will get a subscription to Mother Earth News and start growing your own food.

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Re: Live Earth
« Reply #33 on: February 17, 2007, 04:36:00 pm »
Global warming, also known as Climate Change, is a theory by a bunch of tree-hugging liberal hippies that states unless we go back and live in caves, the polar ice caps will melt and life as we know it will cease to exist. Global warming is based on psuedoscience by a bunch of liberal crackpots who have a political agenda. It is almost exclusively believed by left wing bleeding-heart Democrats who are influenced by rich environmental lobby groups and opposed to the economy and anyone with a job. One of these bleeding heart socialist Democrats, Al Gore, has made a propaganda video regarding global warming entitled An Inconvenient Truth which uses heartless fear-mongering in an attempt to get people to consume less and sabotage the American economy, culminating in the terrorists winning. Republicans would never use this type of fear mongering for political gain. These are the same tree hugging hippies that said that we were plunging into an ice age back in the 70s and 80s.
 
 The active hurricane season of 2005 has been cited by radical communists as incontrovertible confirmation of global warming. Conservatives have fought back, though, citing the fact that 2006 had fewer hurricanes than 2005, therefore "global warming" is not occurring. If global warming were true, conservatives say, the number of storms would not decrease. In fact, The Ward Ice Shelf incident was proven to have occurred in one of two ways; either it was broken up because of a terrorist attack or the satellite image taken by scientists was doctored and no break up actually occurred. Religious people say that global warming is caused by Man not God. It is a sign of end times and there is nothing we can do about it. In recent years, atheists believe we should all be ignorant and go dig a hole and put our heads inside. It is also beleived that the increase in atheists is a cause.
 
 If you stop and think about it global warming is a good thing. The oceans would rise so it would be eaiser to go to the beach,if the tops of Mountians melt then the whole family can climb Mt. Everest. Sure some people might drown but if it's not you then what do you care. If you sell summer clothes than you will make a lot more money, and you will never have to plow your drive way again. GLOBAL WARMING IS TRULY FTW!!!

sweetcell

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Re: Live Earth
« Reply #34 on: February 17, 2007, 05:49:00 pm »
hahaha, dupek that's hillarious.  what's the source on that?  linkage please!
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Re: Live Earth
« Reply #35 on: February 17, 2007, 08:40:00 pm »
What, do you doubt that this wonderful stuff is not my original verse?
 
   http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Global_warming  
 
 You're not gonna call me a racist/nazi too, are you?  It's quite the latest rage.

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Re: Live Earth
« Reply #36 on: February 17, 2007, 09:00:00 pm »
see?  i was right to doubt that this wonderful stuff was not your original verse.  you're a nut-job, but not that big a nut-job... your style is a little more subtle   :)
 
 as for accusations, i'm usually last to the party when it comes to picking up on trends.
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Re: Live Earth
« Reply #37 on: February 19, 2007, 12:22:00 pm »
I kinda liked how race didn't play a big role in Idiocracy.  The film takes it for granted that the same "only the dumb reproduce in large numbers" rule applies to all ethnicities. Certain ethnic/racial groups may have more dumb members than others.
 
 Nature doesn't have a vested interest in keeping smart people around. But it doesn't have a particular interest in killing them off, either. Smarts might not be a guarantee of success, but neither is fecundity. And stupidity, in almost any conceivable real-world scenario, is a liability. Stupid people will never overwhelm the smart ones. The whole system is self-correcting, without involving bullshit like God or Hope or abstract ideas like "Progress."
 
 I don't know the best way to illustrate my argument. Maybe I'll start at the end, in a worst-case scenario.
 
 Picture no smart people at all. Let's say a disease, brought by germy, preschool-age aliens, kills EVERY human with an IQ higher than 30. Picture a world purely populated with severely retarded folks.
 
 That scenario has already happened, in prehistory. Everyone was a dumb monkey, throwing shit and screeching. Every time a smarter ape baby got squoozed out, on average it survived long enough to squooze out more ape babies than its dumber pals. It outmaneuvered predators, and secured more food by manipulating its pals, and thought twice before sampling those bright red berries.
 
 Get past a certain lower threshold and intelligence will rebound. It's an advantage in almost every significant way, although perhaps there's an upper limit beyond which intelligence makes society top-heavy and unstable. Perhaps we're entering that period now, fucking with plague germs and radiation.
 
 People are stupid now because they can be. If the balance ever tips too far in their favor, smart people will rebound. And evidence is consistent on the side of them ALWAYS having been this stupid. They weren't holding spelling bees at the Roman Coliseum. A bunch of proto-Italian fuckwits watching exotic animals eat people isn't any smarter than Idiocracy's "Ow! My Balls!" show or whatever show Paris Hilton is agreeing to right now.
 
 If one smart group group left the dumber members behind, they'd exploit the dumb ones, inevitably. There'd be two opposing forces working against this situation, though. The smart ones would reduce the pressure to get smart. They'd become lax, and tell themselves stories of their innate superiority. They'd accomodate their less intelligent children, because in the end, it's a numbers game, and Nature would never breed out the HAVE/KEEP MORE KIDS! imperative. So the smart group would slip.
 
 Meanwhile, the dumb ones would be selecting upwards, for the same reasons I listed above, in the case of our primitive ancestors. It would be bloody and brutal and horrible, but infighting and stress would inevitably breed for smarts.
 
 If the two groups could stay separate long enough to exaggerate their downward and upward trends, you'd get something that the Neanderthal species must have encountered when they first encountered Homo Sapiens. The smart ones won on that occasion.
 
 If a disease wiped out all dumb people, there'd be as much or MORE instability. You get a lot of ambitious smartypants, each thinking he knew better than that other smartypants. Dumb people make for nasty wars, but smart people make for nastier ones. Dumb people end up fighting and then backing off, like most animals after they've established social hierarchy or breeding rights. Smart people fight to kill, understanding that wiping out your opponent's genes is more practical than having to sort shit out every mating season.
 
 Figuratively speaking, Nature just likes conflict. It doesn't give a shit who's fighting, or why. It just likes the fighting. As far as Nature is concerned, fighting works like a charm to sort things out and spread life.
 
 Nature also breeds in things like cooperation and all that chick shit, too. It doesn't care if an animal has just slaughtered its opponent, or simply pointed out its opponent's shoelaces were untied and then skipped town. As long as it makes it home to make sweet love to its mate, Nature's got nothing against it.
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