stone him, stone him to death! you missed a mark by the wayside; cast another.
a powder in a plastic bottle. add water. looks like gatorade. you drink it, wait one hour for it to take effect, then it works for up to four hours. makes your pee a little neo-george clinton hair braid colored at first, and you will pee more than normal during those four hours, so timing is critical with this stuff. search for that product, if it is still sold. forgot the name of it, though, but it works fine enough to fool even those neato scientific piss cups that have a positive/negative site strips on the side. so take that miss mother ship china with your egg fried rice soup, with those little crunchy noodle things.