Best Opening Lyrics

[sonickteam2]

"I wanna rock!"
 
 -twisted sister, "i wanna rock"
 
 its gets no better than that.

[chaz]

She said always remember never to trust me
 Yeah she said that the first night that she met me
 She said there's gonna be a time
 When I'm gonna have to go
 With whoever's gonna get me the highest

[TheDirector217]

Jane says . . .
 
 "I'm done with Ser-gio . . . He treat me like a raaaaag dolllll"

[amnesiac]

"Now that your picture's in the paper being rhythmically admired
 and you can have anyone that you have ever desired,
 all you gotta tell me now is why, why, why, why."

[6949]

best of the worst:
 
 lightning crashes, a new mother cries
 her placenta falls to the floor

[TheREALHunter]

Originally posted by danknugz:
  "here's a little something bout a nigga like me/ never shoulda been let out the penitentiary"
 
 Ice Cube (N.W.A. - "Gangsta Gangsta")

HAHA that was the first one to pop in my head when I saw the subject header, though the opening of Fuck Tha Police would work also.

[vansmack]

Originally posted by 6949:
  best of the worst:
 
 lightning crashes, a new mother cries
 her placenta falls to the floor

Damn.  That should have been mine.

[Shadrach]

Originally posted by thatguy:
  "please allow me to adjust my pants...so that i may dance the good time dance...and put the onlookers and innocent bystanders into a trance."
 
 clutch.  "the mob goes wild"

Ditto

[TheREALHunter]

"I tried to wish you away, I'll do more than wishing someday"
 
 "YOU FUCKED UP, YOU BITCH, YOU REALLY FUCKED UP"
 
 "Some say I'm not country and that's all right with me, 'cause I don't wanna be country with some faggot looking over at me"
 
 "You go ooh and aah when I jump in my car, people treat me like Kareem Abdul Jabbar"
 
 "I've never been played by a ho, if the bitch is acting stupid she gotta go"
 
 "MYYYYYYYYY WARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR you're one of them"
 
 "Inside his mind it's '69 somewhere in Vietnam"
 
 "McDonalds is the place to rock"
 
 "I got high last night on LSD, it was beautiful and I was free"
 
 "I make decisions with precision lost inside this manned collision just to see that what to be is perfectly my fantasy"
 
 "It's the sandwich of love, one below and one above"
 
 "Why does it hurt when I pee"
 
 "What is this that stands before me, figure in black which points at me"

[Mobius]

"Got hair in a curl that flows to her bones and a comb in her pocket if the wind gets blown"

[sweetcell]

i dunno if these are the best evar, but i like the opening line to:
 
 In some respects, I suspect
 Youâ??ve got a respectable side
 When pushed and pulled and pressured
 You seldom run and hide
 But itâ??s for someone elses benefit
 Not for what you wanna do
 Until I realize that youâ??ve realized
 Iâ??m gonna say these words to you
 
 - The White Stripes, You Don't Know What Love Is (You Just Do As You're Told)

[Sage 703]

"I am an American aquarium drinker, I assassin down the avenue."
 
 Wilco, "I Am Trying to Break Your Heart"

[xneverwherex]

My kith and kin
 I have sinned
 I didn't hear the siren, or see him giving in
 My kith and kin
 I have sinned again
 He said
 "London can you wait
 For all the things I have to say
 London can you wait?"
 
 "London Can You Wait" - Gene

[Brian_Wallace]

Originally posted by sweetcell:
  i dunno if these are the best evar, but i like the opening line to:
 
 In some respects, I suspect
 Youâ??ve got a respectable side
 When pushed and pulled and pressured
 You seldom run and hide
 But itâ??s for someone elses benefit
 Not for what you wanna do
 Until I realize that youâ??ve realized
 Iâ??m gonna say these words to you
 
 - The White Stripes, You Don't Know What Love Is (You Just Do As You're Told)

That's right before he finds out if Meg White is one of 1% who likes her pigtails to be pulled.
 
 Brian

[RatBastard]

"Checkmate honey beat you at your own damn game.."