I ride on shopping carts in grocery stores and parking lots like they are scooters.
The phrase "butt crack" makes me chuckle.
Every once in a while a bowl of spaghettio's really hits the spot.
Having a 3 year old son and a 5 year old daughter is great for indulging my inner child. The older he gets, the funner his toys get to play with. X-mas, Halloween, the beach and a bunch of other shit is funner than it has been for years.
Seeing them turn on to music is really cool too...like getting to do it all over again. The other day "All the Young Dudes" came on the radio and my daughter just dug it. I've caught her humming it to herself a few times since then.
Seeing them learn how to swim, ride bikes, blow bubbles with their gum is the greatest. Ok...i'm way off topic now.