the 'shrek' drinking game.
source THE RULES:
Take a Sip Whenâ?¦
Donkey attempts a song
Mike Myers' Scottish accent wavers
The Big Bad Wolf is shown reclining at any point
There's a slo-mo fight scene, despite the fact that "Matrix" references stopped being hip seven years ago
Shrek eats something disgusting (Take a bonus sip if this is immediately followed by a fart joke)
Someone other than Shrek gets covered in something disgusting
Take One Drink Ifâ?¦
There's a song by a middling, whitebread, Top 40 crooner (like John Mayer or James Blunt)
A specific celebrity is lampooned (pay close attention whenever the privileged princesses of Far, Far Away are onscreenâ??it's prime Paris Hilton opportunity)
The Gingerbread Man loses a limb and/or gumdrop button
Prince Charming tosses his hair seductively
Take Two Drinks Ifâ?¦
There's a duet by middling, whitebread, Top 40 crooners (John Mayer and James Blunt!)
Puss in Boots makes an oddly homosexual double entendre
The giant mutant Gingerbread Man returns
Princess Fiona appears in her "human" form
The "American Idol" gags from "Shrek 2" are replaced by either "Deal or No Deal" or "Dancing With the Stars"
Take a Shot Ifâ?¦
There's a not-so-thinly-veiled jab taken at anything Disney (Walt Disney World, Disney executives, classic Disney characters)
The character "Artie" (voiced by Justin Timberlake) threatens to bring sexy back
There's another joke about Pinocchio wearing a thong
A reference is made to donkey/dragon sex
Anyone makes fun of the "Lord of the Rings" and/or "Harry Potter" franchises
