how long until 930 club is fart free?

[sonickteam2]

really pisses me off.

[ratioci nation]

you will be able to tell how non fart free it is as soon as smoking is no longer allowed

[Frank Gallagher]

But at least your clothes don't smell of farts the next morning. (Well, not someone elses anyway)

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

I can't wait until my fellow clubgoers get to smell my farts in their full fucking glory. No longer will I have ugly people pressed up against me during sold out shows. Finally, my space will be respected. I'll make sure I eat eggs or tofu or peanut butter or burritos or other things that make me fart, before every fucking show.

[ratioci nation]

maybe they should take nachos of ulysses off the menu

[eltee]

Nakatestes: Will you promise to wash your hands?    :eek:

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

One time my wife farted at a show, and it cut right through the smoke smell.
 
 Our friend asked, "What's that smell? It smells like sewer water."
 
 At the Black Cat, no less.

[kosmo vinyl]

speaking of farts anyone catch Kim and Kath on the Sundance Channel? OMIGOD is it funny stuff. The first episode I saw had one of the characters eating nothing but cabbage to kickstart a diet and hilarity ensues.

[helicon1]

Originally posted by kosmo vinyl:
  speaking of farts anyone catch Kim and Kath on the Sundance Channel? OMIGOD is it funny stuff. The first episode I saw had one of the characters eating nothing but cabbage to kickstart a diet and hilarity ensues.

Isn't it an Aussie show thats a few years old? Quite funny though.

[edbert]

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[kosmo vinyl]

Originally posted by Glass Arm Shattering:
   

Originally posted by kosmo vinyl:
  speaking of farts anyone catch Kim and Kath on the Sundance Channel? OMIGOD is it funny stuff. The first episode I saw had one of the characters eating nothing but cabbage to kickstart a diet and hilarity ensues.

Isn't it an Aussie show thats a few years old? Quite funny though. [/b]

They must be into a new season or something because the characters were talking about Gwenyth naming her baby Apple