Author Topic: Oh those whacky, whacky scousers!!  (Read 932 times)

Frank Gallagher

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Oh those whacky, whacky scousers!!
« on: October 25, 2005, 05:30:00 am »
Tributes left for a dead chicken
   
 Flowers and tributes were left in an alleyway where the body of a mystery dead baby was found - before police realised it was only a chicken foetus.
 A member of the public discovered the remains in a back alley in the Anfield area of Liverpool.
 
 Police cordoned off the scene but soon realised that it was not a human but a chicken foetus.
 
 Well-wishers had laid more than a dozen bunches of flowers at the scene, along with cards and teddy bears.
 
 Local gossip
 
 One of the cards read: "RIP Little Baby. Safe in the arms of Jesus. From someone who is a loving mother xxxx."
 
 Merseyside Police told the community on Monday to "stop grieving, it's only a chicken".
 
 A spokeswoman for Merseyside Police said: "It seems a member of the public saw the remains of a foetus, which possibly resembled a human foetus, and called us.
 
 "We cordoned off the area to investigate, as we would with any possible suspicious death, but it became apparent it was not a human foetus.
 
 "The flowers and cards are obviously the result of local gossip, but we can assure people that the remains were not human."
 
 Conservative MP and editor of The Spectator Boris Johnson was criticised last year after commenting in the magazine that Liverpudlians were "hooked on grief".

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Re: Oh those whacky, whacky scousers!!
« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2005, 11:23:00 am »
Isn't there something about a dead parrot causing panic in the U.K?
 
 ...probably pining for the fjords?

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Re: Oh those whacky, whacky scousers!!
« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2005, 11:29:00 am »
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Originally posted by The Walrus:
  ...probably pining for the fjords?
 
It's not pinin', it's passed on! This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be! This is an ex-parrot!