Who cares?
I once read that Arlo Guthrie collected an award for his father at the chi chi event, rocker Woody Guthrie, and said in effect, "If my father were alive I don't know where he'd be tonight, but he wouldn't be here."
Rolling Stone-y, Jann Wenner-y, Elton John-y, lame-assy, Bruce Springsteeny, Kurt Loder-y.
Know what I'm saying?
I'll bet Queen Latifah is there.
And Al Gore.
People claiming their asses have been rocked and they've been made to think.
Who needs it?
Bruce Springsteen jamming with Regis Philbin on "Purple Haze".
Black tie event.
Dave Matthews is probably there.
Lots of dreadlocks.
GETthefuckouttahere.
The Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame blows. I've been saying that for years.
Would Eddie Van Halen be able to attend to pick up his award since he just entered rehab again.
Well, they're really scraping the bottom of the barrel this year with R.E.M. and Van Halen.
Next year I hear they'll induct Haircut One Hundred and Whitesnake.
A Flock Of Seagulls is receiving a Lifetime Achievement Award.
For a liftime of achieving CRAP.
Bryant Gumbel is presenting.
Black tie affairs culminating in group-sings of "Proud Mary" are to be 'buked and scorned.
