Help Cartel.dc Find A New Name

[Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface]

Originally posted by general grievous:
  The Will Pugh Project
 
 (lead singer of other cartel)
 
 you take our name, we take yours

I would be more antagonistic with it, but still, best idea so far (BEN'S CHILI BOWL aside).

shirtless dudes
 
   <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v393/Xenolithe/marioporn.jpg" alt=" - " />

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

The 30 Year Old Virgins

[Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface]

Stand Up, Get Down. He Left? You're Right!
 
 I guarantee, pitchfork will give you a 8.5 just on name alone. They eat that shit up.

[palahniukkubrick]

so far presale password, rhett's bitch wife, and turd ferguson have been the best (ben's chili bowl is in its own league).
 
 how about:
 spanky
 sinister ted
 janice dickinson's butthole
 the sittin' on broken glass social club
 honey, I smoked the kids
 soniqueteam4
 dirty limericks
 mooby
 the swollen urethras
 sinister larry
 the 2000 ton midget

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

Make sure you include Wolf, Mice, or Fire in the title. Having one of those words is key to include in band names right now.

[HoyaSaxa03]

Originally posted by Yutaka Fukufuji, Japanese Goalie:
  Make sure you include Wolf, Mice, or Fire in the title. Having one of those words is key to include in band names right now.

or maybe do it retro and be Super_____

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

How about the Porky Midgets?

[Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface]

Originally posted by Yutaka Fukufuji, Japanese Goalie:
  Make sure you include Wolf, Mice, or Fire in the title. Having one of those words is key to include in band names right now.

No, that's last year. The new thing is sentences of small words that mean mostly nothing like in my above. (see also "Clap Your Hands Say Yeah", "Get Him Eat Him", etc.)

[darjama]

I can't believe I'm the first to suggest:
 
 Cartellica

[mr. pretentious]

Battle Lynn
 
 The Hollow Hope
 
 Disobedience in Focus

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

Someone should have told that to Amusement Parks on Fire
 
 
 

Originally posted by Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR:
   

Originally posted by Yutaka Fukufuji, Japanese Goalie:
  Make sure you include Wolf, Mice, or Fire in the title. Having one of those words is key to include in band names right now.

No, that's last year. The new thing is sentences of small words that mean mostly nothing like in my above. (see also "Clap Your Hands Say Yeah", "Get Him Eat Him", etc.) [/b]

Death Cab for Kylie