You know those huge portable flashing roadside signs ? There's one at 13th and K, which as of last night had been set to say "DARIN LIKES BOYS."
The other funny thing from yesterday was my attempt to order a couple of burritos.
Me: "I'll have two bean and rice burritos, please."
Woman: "two?"
Me: "yes, two."
Woman: "for you?"
Me: "No, one for me, and one for a friend."
Woman: "Is your friend a man or a woman?"
Me: "Man."
Woman: "Oh."
