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Bruce Almighty cosmological error
« on: August 25, 2004, 12:23:00 pm »
When Bruce pulls the moon's orbit closer, why doesn't he negate the flood tide effects on Asia?  After all, if He, like God is all-powerful he could do it.

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Re: Bruce Almighty cosmological error
« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2004, 01:14:00 pm »
This would have been funny a year ago.  Maybe Bruce can change the date to 2003.

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Re: Bruce Almighty cosmological error
« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2004, 01:38:00 pm »
If he can make Jennifer Anniston's mammaries larger, why then, doesn't he make his schlong longer?
 
 And what about the starving Dafour region of Sudan?  Well..?