where is Dupek?

[Jaguär]

Originally posted by Samantha:
 yes, I have seen mostly men pretend to be women.  that's one obnoxious thing my ex used to do.  *AHEM*
 
 I think it's a sign of insecurity.

I think it's a sign of latent homosexuality.

[Sir HC]

Never met Jadetree but he defended his maleness for quite a while here.  Would get pretty ugly.  Oh, and if Dupek shows up to Blink 182 this weekend, a beer for him from me.

[paige]

this may not be about gender-bending on the internet, but i think it's damn funny:
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 bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
 
 Katie_007: Sure, you into vegetables?
 
 bloodninja: What like gardening an shit?
 
 Katie_007: Yeah, something like that.
 
 bloodninja: Nothing turns me on more, check this out:
 
 bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.
 
 (pause)
 
 Katie_007: is that it?
 
 bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.
 
 bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
 
 Katie_007: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
 
 (pause)
 
 bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... sexily.
 
 bloodninja: I ride your buttocks like they were amber waves of grains.
 
 Katie_007: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
 
 bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
 
 bloodninja: Damn baby you're right, this shit is HOTT.
 
 Katie_007: ...
 
 bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
 
 Katie_007: What the f*ck is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
 
 bloodninja: Yeah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.
 
 Katie_007: whatever
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 sounds like something ______ would do (fill in the blank)   :p

[Jaguär]

Yeah, we all know.
 
 Gardening In Yorkshire: How Does Your Garden Grow?
 
 Katie_007 = Paige
 Bloodninja = Walkie

[paige]

Originally posted by Jaguär:
  Yeah, we all know.
 
 Gardening In Yorkshire: How Does Your Garden Grow?
 
 Katie_007 = Paige
 Bloodninja = Walkie

Jag!! You made my night. +10 for you. You're the best.. too funny  

[walkman]

Originally posted by Jaguär:
  Yeah, we all know.
 
 Gardening In Yorkshire: How Does Your Garden Grow?
 
 Katie_007 = Paige
 Bloodninja = Walkie

ha ha ha...*ouch*

Originally posted by markie:
    <img src="http://www.grudge-match.com/Images/mini/Emperor.jpg" alt=" - " /> I have not felt his presence for some time.

<img src="http://www.georgettesworld.com/main/darth-jar-jar.jpg" alt=" - " />
 I had to spend most of the day up in Baltimore, visiting a sick relative who is in the hospital.   Afterwards I stopped at Arundel Mills and caught KILL BILL.  I live about 90 miles from Baltimore, so much driving was involved.   BTW, I'm a he-man, and not a she-beast.  And I've never met anyone from the net in meatspace.  This may change in future, but it has kind of been my policy.  Thanks for caring.  And sharing.  Let's all link hands and sing the Barney song!

[poorlulu]

i got your barney sing along right here..........
 
 http://www.madblast.com/view.cfm?type=FunFlash&display=831

He's dead Jim.

[Sir HC]

Originally posted by Dupek Chopra:
   

Originally posted by markie:
     <img src="http://www.grudge-match.com/Images/mini/Emperor.jpg" alt=" - " /> I have not felt his presence for some time.

<img src="http://www.georgettesworld.com/main/darth-jar-jar.jpg" alt=" - " />
 I had to spend most of the day up in Baltimore, visiting a sick relative who is in the hospital.   Afterwards I stopped at Arundel Mills and caught KILL BILL.  I live about 90 miles from Baltimore, so much driving was involved.   BTW, I'm a he-man, and not a she-beast.  And I've never met anyone from the net in meatspace.  This may change in future, but it has kind of been my policy.  Thanks for caring.  And sharing.  Let's all link hands and sing the Barney song! [/b]

Sorry to hear about the sick relative.  Wow, you must live pretty much to Fredricksburg.  You have probably met several people from the net in meatspace but just didn't realize it or kept the knowledge to yourself...

Originally posted by Sir HC:
  Sorry to hear about the sick relative.  Wow, you must live pretty much to Fredricksburg.  You have probably met several people from the net in meatspace but just didn't realize it or kept the knowledge to yourself...

Thanks.  BTW, I live on MD's bucolic, inbred 'Eastern Shore'.  But when I was but a mere sapling I lived in Springfield, Woodbridge and Quantico.  I guess I consider myself somewhat 'local', although Baltimore is the city I am most 'at home' in.  I recently drove thru old Woodbridge.  Wow, it really expolded, as did Springfield.  When I lived there the metro was but a pipe-dream.  And not just to Springfield, but the whole metro period.  Construction had just started!  
 
 I'm starting to sound like Abe Simpson.

[Sailor Ripley]

Originally posted by Dupek Chopra:
   BTW, I'm a he-man, and not a she-beast.

Are you sure?  Does the name Helen Flinders ring a bell?  

Like a jungle cat lurking in the bushes...
 
   <img src="http://tubes.ominix.com/art/a/animals/cat-black-white-pounce-left.png" alt=" - " />
 
 Sailor pounces!

[markie]

What is going on here then?