Write a headline/ sub-heading using band names

[palahniukkubrick]

At Boston's Axis, pollstar has just announced, Bowling for Soup is playing a show with two openers, Punchline and Army of Freshmen. Here is what I came up with:
 
 To an Army of Freshmen girls, who will no doubt be attending Bowling for Soup's upcoming show at Axis, they are the greatest musical group in the history of Western civilization. To everyone else, they are a Punchline.

[palahniukkubrick]

Here's another:
 
 Secret Machines that control music industry call for a Bloc Party to celebrate the departure of Mew's bass player.
 
 By the way, your headlines don't have to be bands that are touring together, although a connection among your choices would be preferable.

[Chip Chanko]

Although I don't think you're allowed to use the band's name as a band name as the two examples do.

[ggw]

Originally posted by Chip Chanko:
  Although I don't think you're allowed to use the band's name as a band name as the two examples do.

Look how quickly one of the Editors puts the Brakes on you be pickup's fun.