ThisGuy needs a visit from thatguy

[kosmo vinyl]

Ode to the Orginals
 
 tip of the hat to  Here's a hint for this one

[Sage 703]

unbelievable.  what a complete asshole.

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

<img src="http://www.thatguyonline.com/Media/Pics/Home/TG_take4.jpg" alt=" - " />

[HoyaSaxa03]

you know, i try to be good, but it's so hard not to stereotype people when complete pieces of shit like this write this kind of drivel, then appear in pictures like that ... dude is douche-a-rific, it's like he exists in a completely different douche dimension than most people

[LostSoul]

But how can you go wrong with a Green Day shirt and blonde highlights?  That's "in", right???

[kosmo vinyl]

as mentioned over at HAH, i had this misfortune of finding out about these guys last year while following a link of the state theatre website. because as we all know there is only one thatguy in dc and beyond.  anyways this is where the wayback machine on archive.org can come in handy. was able to pull up an old version of thatchumps website complete with an early verbal diarrhea description of the band. The money quote from this is
 
 " ... this band will give you what no other cover band can give you: originality. You may hear a song you hate, from a big band that you canâ??t stand, but youâ??re going to love it once you hear it from ThatGuyâ?¦"
 
 http://web.archive.org/web/20040102071024/http://thatguyonline.com/
 
 this also speaks volume about them... a two track demo cd recorded in 2003
 
 * Good Charlotte â?? The Anthem
 * Dave Matthews Band â?? Ants Marching

[boweswana]

I couldn't help myself...
 
  Enter el Bloggo

[ggw]

Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer:
   <img src="http://www.thatguyonline.com/Media/Pics/Home/TG_take4.jpg" alt=" - " />

Is that picture of the band, or of a meeting of the "dweebs with really bad facial hair" club?

[General_Tso]

Originally posted by the Pharmacist:
  I couldn't help myself...
 
  Enter el Bloggo

Well if it isn't that Steve guy.

[Sage 703]

stealing from heresahint:
 
 Re: Dear ThatGuy (Score: 1)
 by mistersmartyhoohahpants on Friday, February 17 @ 13:17:31 EST
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 Technicians mistaking themselves for artists. Imagine for a second that he's not talking about matching Kirk Hammett's tone, but about perfectly emulating Ashton Kutcher's wardrobe: "Sure, anyone can rock the trucker hat, but how many of you have painstakingly taped every segment of Punk'd and measured the precise angle of the bill? Tons of hot chicks hang out with me because I look like Ashton, and some of them even call me Ashton while we're doing it, something you wouldn't know about because your girlfriend is fat and ugly, like 5'7" 135lbs kind of fat, and she only calls you by your real name. Which is dumb. I don't even know what it's like to have sex with someone that atrociously fat. I have spent untold hours rifling through stacks at the Urban Outfitters to find the perfectly ill-fitting summer camp t-shirt, for which I paid top dollar, because I have a REAL job, I work forty hours week as a systems analyst, and I take my women out to Morton's where I buy them wedge salads without the blue cheese and no dessert. They stare longingly over their emaciated cheekbones at my filet mignon and lobster bisque. I bet you don't even know what a systems analyst is." Oh sweet crap I hope that guy reads heresahint. Maybe it will show up when they're googling themselves at work.